Sunday, May 11, 2008

Mother's Day Muxtape Update!


It has nothing to do with the holiday, but I just updated my Muxtape to highlight some classic race/acid house/ohjustcallitdance tunes from the 80s and 90s. Leftfield, Underworld, Utah Saints, Mr Fingers, Orbital, Eon, etc, etc are in this one, so have a little cubicle dance on Monday.

(Jokes about "Hur hur do I need glowsticks" are unnecessary. Thank you.)

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Review: Redbelt



I'm fairly sure that regular readers here know how I feel about David Mamet's work. Even with all of his obvious quirks (the elliptical dialogue technique "borrowed" by Brian Michael Bendis,) and faults (the remarkable inability to create a female character that's believable,) Mamet consistently does more to make the writer-portions of my brain sing than any other writer-slash-director working. I'll champion movies like the underappreciated Spartan as if I were their father and when his material disappoints me, such as in the loathsome and excruciating Edmond, I take it as a personal affront.

In other words, it's very, very weird for me to walk out of one of his films with something like mixed feelings for the work, but that's exactly what happened this afternoon when I saw Redbelt.

The brief version of the plot: Chiwetel Ejiofor plays Mike Terry, an honor-bound, financially-strapped jujitsu trainer that finds himself involved in a typically Mametian plot. It begins with an accidentally-fired gun and a Hollywood star involved in a nightclub fight, passes through a flirtation with the film industry, works in getting screwed by completely unprincipled fight promoters, and ends with a well-handled fight for not only Terry's honor, but that of the martial arts he holds so dear.

Everyone in this film - with the notable exception of Rebecca Pidgeon (whose sole purpose seems to be appearances in films made by her husband) does an impressive job with the material they're handed. Mamet's emblematic dialogue, particularly when he's directing, is not easy on actors: repetitive and stripped to the point where the absence of nuance becomes its own trope, but the cast, including Emily Mortimer and Tim Allen (who I'm glad to see actually acting versus being a Disney Corporate Puppet) alongside mainstays like David Paymer and Ricky Jay, holds up their end of things with nary a grumble. The centerpiece, however, belongs to Chiwetel Ejiofor, who's the sort of actor I love, able to convey emotion and thought without opening his mouth or making exaggerated facial expressions, it's easy to see why Mamet picked him as Mike Terry.

So, what's the problem? That's the bugaboo - I can't really go into it without spoiling the film's ending and I loathe spoilers, spoiler-devoted websites, people who issue them, and the DC Comics character of the same name (albeit for an entirely different reason.) Suffice it to say that where Mamet normally goes for the unconventional and clever, the resolution to Terry's travails is far too simple for the amount of buildup the viewer experiences, particularly after its revealed how deep the plot against him goes. For a good 90% of the film's running time, I was very pleased with what was being unfolded in front of me. The unlikely, near-random turn of events in the dojo that occur very early in the picture and the amount of coincidence and good fortune that comes Terry's way may have been scented with incredulity, but I accepted it as I accepted The Spanish Prisoner and House of Cards and their unlikely setups because the end result, the final knife-twist in those pictures, it brings everything together.

But this time, it...doesn't, but it does. It provides the kind of finale that Mamet's never done before, one that's closer to The Karate Kid than Heist and even if it feels as if Mamet thinks he's done the work, it's strangely unsatisfying. A stretched metaphor would be if you took a first-class flight to Paris, got a luxurious limousine ride to your hotel, checked into an opulent room, and were then informed that the only food you'd be allowed to eat was McDonald's. While it's not quite the final-act disaster that movies like Sunshine have become known for, it's still disappointing.

Even with all of that said, there's an awful lot to like about the final product. Mamet shows signs of directorial growth in several scenes, opting for quiet over chatter in a few key moments, thereby letting his actors tell the story with their bodies and faces with unheard dialogue, and giving the audience a break from his rat-a-tat wordplay. Perhaps even more surprising is Emily Mortimer's portrayal of an attorney who finds herself being taught by Terry - she comes mighty close to being the first female character in a Mamet film that I like, which can be nothing but a good sign as far as I'm concerned.

Um...wow.


Friday, May 09, 2008

Hey, Kids! Comics! Good ones!


Brigid Alverson's Good Comics For Kids launched very quietly recently, and deserves some notice. As a mother of two and a smart cookie, the Mangablog editor brings a keener-than-usual insight into why certain comics are good picks for the younger kids. The only thing I could wish for is getting a superhero-friendly writer on board so kids that enjoy the Spider-Man and Batman cartoons can get their hands on the goods friendiest to them. (Ultimate Spider-Man is a 13+ title in my mind, as is material like Batman: Year One.)

Go, check it out, and point others towards it. I like Brigid's work a lot, even if she likes MS Comics Sans.

The Rack | A Death In The Family: Sermon


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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Kevin Reviews His Weekly Singles #07


The Boys #18
OK, officially, the hamster joke is done. Still, the parallel trajectories of Starlight and Hughie is the sort of thing that Garth Ennis does that I absolutely love, and Robertson is as strong as ever.

The Invincible Iron Man #1
I wrote 700-something words about it over at Comic Book Resources. Short version is that I enjoyed it, feel it has a lot of potential, and want to stick my middle finger in the air at the mouth-breathing twits who inhabit their forums that think I'm a "graphic novel snob" because I thought Secret Invasion's first issue was lousy. (Dear Trogolodytes: It's not that I don't like Marvel comics; it's that I don't like crappy Marvel comics. Calling me a snob for this only lets me know that you haven't quite mastered that whole chewing-gum-and-walking thing.)

Anyhow, I'm sure somebody'll find a reason to complain about a three-and-a-half-star review, but I feel that five stars should be reserved for something truly sublime and defining, not a well-executed comic featuring a corporate character, so it'll be a long, long time before Marvel or DC gets that golden ring from me.

Jack Staff #16
Let's say I found Paul Grist in the sub-basement of a nursery school throwing toddler-sized bundles into a furnace and muttering about how baby blood is the toughest kind to get out. The conversation might go a little something like this:
Kevin: Paul, hello! What are you up to? This is quite a mess you have here! Ha ha!
Paul: Just doing a bit of the old child slaughter before going back to work on a Tom Tom The Robot Man page!
Kevin: Oh, right then. Carry on. Can't wait to see the next issue!
That is how much I love Tom Tom The Robot Man, so there's never any reason to expect anything like actual criticism from me when talking about any issue in which the character shows up on one or more pages.

Justice League Unlimited #45
On paper, a story about Gorilla Grodd stripping Superman, Mary Marvel, Green Lantern, and The Flash of their powers during a high-stress situation and the group needing to work without their usual abilities is something I'd enjoy. In fact, however, Alexander Gradet's script switches storytelling gears too many times and has an ending that I'd call a deus ex machina if it wasn't so clumsily foreshadowed early on. Nice art by Scott Cohn, however, with an on-model look that still manages to be individual.

Madman #8
Please tell me there's a plan here, somewhere, as I'm an old-school fan (who even bought the damned Gargantua) who's being left so very, very cold by this title's college freshman metaphysics. Some points were earned for the cute little backup (is it still a "backup" if it takes up half the issue?) by Mike Allred's brother J.L. with layouts by Nick Dragotta and finishes from Allred himself, as it managed to maintain some of the original spark that brought me to the series and include a mention of the Superman/Madman Hullabaloo, one of my favorite cross-universal crossovers.

Midnighter #19
So, the cover's pretty misleading (the events depicted happened last issue,) and I'm literally just reading this so I know how the series ends (an annoying, fannish habit I'm ashamed of) but at one point, The Midnighter shoves a squirt bottle of mustard up Assassin8's (blergh!) nose and squeezes. That sound you just heard was Chris Sims's head whipping around at hypersonic speed.

Rex Libris #11
Who knew a comic book about a librarian who collects overdue books and their attendant fees would feature an enthralling, high-energy parody of every Michael Bay military cliché ever and C'thulhu? Not me, and I've been reading the title for the last two years.

What did you get? Did you enjoy it?

Yeah, I've kinda fucked off today.



I may review comics later. I dunno.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

New Milk and Cheese! Free Dairy Destruction! Hoorah!


Advance Review: Water Baby




1.
Ross Campbell's Water Baby desperately tries to be something unique. You can feel it wanting your approval with its dogpile of quirky characters and an opening hook (attractive, bisexual, booger-eating surfer girl Brody loses her leg to a shark) straight out of a very sincere indie film. In fact, by the time you get to the slacker ex-boyfriend puking all over himself, prompting a road trip you've got the next Diablo Cody screenplay.

2.
I'm not a prude, but it seems to be established fairly early in the book that the leads are minors ("You don't even have a license and I can't drive after 10!") and there's more cleavage and sideboob on display here than in entire seasons of Baywatch. I'm not quite sure if that's actually what the Minx target audience wants to look at, really. It's a shame, as Campbell's a very accomplished cartoonist with a nice handling of body language and storytelling, but the skeeve factor creeped into Dead@17 levels for me.

3.
Campbell does very, very little to establish the people around whom Water Baby is centered as anything more than the most plastic of mannequins that spew only-occasionally-interesting dialogue, making it hard to care about what happens to whom or why. It's telling that the most interesting character to me was Louisa, Brody's best friend cum former lover, who's down to earth, funny, and unfortunately given very little to do besides be Brody's best friend cum former lover.

4.
The ending of this book is the most disappointing denouement I've encountered in some time, with Campell apparently trying to sprinkle on some of that old time Clowesian disaffection for storytelling conventions and instead looking like he simple stopped typing when he hit the 156-page mark. There's no emotional or thematic resolution, just a dangling plot that made me wonder if this was part one in a series and nobody bothered to tell the readers.

5.
Yes, just like they did with The Plain Janes.

Tony Stark is now officially the second sexiest cinematic superhero I've seen this year










The Rack | A Death In The Family: In Memoriam


Improving The Bible, Part One.


Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life (John 8:12). If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free (John 8:32-33).

Respondeth John, You were the Chosen One: it was said that You would destroy the Sith, not join them. It was You who would bring balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness. (John 8:34-38)

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Let's Celebrate Halloween Five And A Half Months Early!














The Rack | Staff Picks for the week of May 7, 2008



This week's staff picks are available in the usual spot.

"Not even fantastic garlic-herb mashed potatoes and cornbread we'd strike our own mothers down for can save this mess."


The first installment of Smorgasbord, my food column for The City Desk, is up.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Instead of making the ha-ha about comics today, I posted...


...about one guy's amazing reaction to the latest Blue Beetle over at Get Off The Internet. The fact that this ad was displayed when I went to check on comments amuses me to no end.

The Rack | A Death In The Family: Reassurance



Sometimes, the support we need in times of trouble comes from the least-expected place.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Another review of Cover Girl.


Joshua Pantalleresco over at The Comic Bloc liked it:
This book is just slick in presentation and form. The dialouge is crisp, clever and constant and the art is dynamic. All in all the book just has one of those presentations that remind you of a good box office movie. You just want to sit back and enjoy the ride. Cover Girl is an entertaining comic, plain and simple.
Still haven't read it? You can get it for $10.19 on Amazon.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

The Rack | A Death In The Family: Research



Jerry offers some advice to help Young Aaron cope with the task in front of him.

The Top Six Things Your Retailer Will Hear During Free Comic Book Day


  1. Are all the comic books free? (This can also be accompanied with a "HURF DURF. HURRR. I FUNNY. LOOK AT ME BEING FUNNY," but not always.)

  2. Hey, can I have this [INSERT NAME OF COMIC PULLED FROM NEW RELEASE WALL] for free?

  3. My kid just ripped this comic he pulled off the wall. Does that mean it's free?

  4. Why would anyone do this? What's the catch?

  5. Did you see Iron Man yet, comic shop owner that's probably been busy setting up for Free Comic Book Day? No? OK, well I'm going to spoil it for you in its entirety!

  6. Wow, you must be desperate for business if you're giving away stuff...
To the retailers out there: stand strong and play through the pain. You might get an extra customer or two out of your efforts. To the regular customers that are visiting and picking up free books: why don't your call your guy up on the way in and see if he can use some pizza, soda, or black tar heroin to help him make it through the day?