Today, I have to call two fools who believe that we should give them some money. As they are not currently members of the service and have not signed up for any programs, it's quite impossible for us to give them contributions, as we've not place to put them. They're both in Louisiana, which provides me with more data for my hypothesis.
The hypothesis is quite simple and, as a child of the south, I feel I can say this - those damned people don't read a goddamn thing properly before flying off the handle and deciding they've been wronged. Christ on a crutch, we are helping you people FREE MONEY, you might have to WORK A SMALL AMOUNT to get it.
And I just hung up with this complete and utter cheesehead who thought he deserved money without, you know, saying he wanted it. (He never registered, blah blah blah.) This is the third in a day. I don't know if not owning a gun is an option anymore. I'd love to be able to just blow my brains out after some of these calls, as it doesn't seem worth it. Of course, when I'm right and all, it feels really great.
On the flipside, when I get a call and I hear the kid in the background and the parent's all excited about the service, I suppose that makes it all worthwhile.
The hypothesis is quite simple and, as a child of the south, I feel I can say this - those damned people don't read a goddamn thing properly before flying off the handle and deciding they've been wronged. Christ on a crutch, we are helping you people FREE MONEY, you might have to WORK A SMALL AMOUNT to get it.
And I just hung up with this complete and utter cheesehead who thought he deserved money without, you know, saying he wanted it. (He never registered, blah blah blah.) This is the third in a day. I don't know if not owning a gun is an option anymore. I'd love to be able to just blow my brains out after some of these calls, as it doesn't seem worth it. Of course, when I'm right and all, it feels really great.
On the flipside, when I get a call and I hear the kid in the background and the parent's all excited about the service, I suppose that makes it all worthwhile.
