Friday, December 27, 2002


Why do people make a massive deal out of being pregnant? It's not like I don't like kids. I like them quite a lot. They're honest, fun, and can always surprise you. The end result of pregnancy is cool. The whole "I'm a special person because I'm pregnant" isn't. Here's the thing. I've got videos of people doing things that get you pregnant and, well, it's fun and all, but not unique. (Though, let me tell you, some of the stuff done to the women means that the kids aren't going to be right at all...)

In other words: big deal, you fucked. Get the little consumer in the market as quickly as possible without being a fussbudget and drama producer.