Sunday, January 05, 2003


Transformers thoughts follow.

The Autobots are from Cybertron, a far-distant planet. Why does Ironhide have a southern accent, then?

So, there's female Autobots. Does this mean they "interface" with the male Autobots by rubbing diodes or whatever and you get a Cuisinart?

Why the hell doesn't Megatron just shoot Starscream in the head?

This is what happens when you watch old videos instead of reading a book or something. Reading is FUNdamental. Not that I'm one to talk. I've been avoiding the last 75 pages of The Two Towers to focus on old Avengers trades like The Avengers-Defender War, the whole Celestial Madonna storyline, and that Under Seige story that doesn't feature Steven Seagal as a cook, but does have Mr. Hyde beating the living crap out of poor, British butlerly sort Jarvis.