Sit down. How are you? You're looking good. No, really? That's excellent.
Hey, before you show me the photos, read this Clumsy book by Jeff Brown. No, do it now. I'll wait.
See? You're crying, right? You feel like someone just ripped your heart out and stomped on it, right? That's because I hate you and your filthy children. Get the hell out of my life.
No, leave the book. I really like it. Even if it made me misty.
(Seriously, Clumsy is amazing. Get it.)
Hey, before you show me the photos, read this Clumsy book by Jeff Brown. No, do it now. I'll wait.
See? You're crying, right? You feel like someone just ripped your heart out and stomped on it, right? That's because I hate you and your filthy children. Get the hell out of my life.
No, leave the book. I really like it. Even if it made me misty.
(Seriously, Clumsy is amazing. Get it.)
