Monday, October 20, 2003

they are the suckiest group on the planet. their music is total crap. they are inferior worthless wannabee stupid neo-new wave dumb-ass watered down tone-deaf soulless shitheads. I can't believe I wasted $12 on a CD of theirs - I tried something new and got jacked! So what I want to do is take their stupid dumb CD with the stupid idiotic yellow cover, smash it into a thousand shards of plastic and jam it down their stupid throats. I have made better music in the bathroom than these fuckheads ever could in 20 fucking years. All your music programs could create random static and still come up with better music than this shit. I really wish I could sue them or mug them and get my damn money back for buying their CD. And yellow is a sucky color to put on a CD. No picture, just a big blank empty stupid yellow cover. Empty and dumb just like them and their music. Why did I buy it. Their stupidity is so vast it created a temporary disturbance in the space-time continuum which caused me to buy that fucking CD. I've injured myself on several occassions, but all those injuries were pure pleasure compared with listening to their CD for the first time. They can't sing and their guitar playing sounds dumb and empty as well. Why do they exist? Why are they even breathing? I used to have faith in God but then I heard Joy Division and now I know there is no God if He would allow such a shitty band to exist. It should be illegal for Joy Division to make music - a constitutional amendment should be enacted that specifically prohibits Joy Division from making music.

To summarize, I hate Joy Division. Thank you.

So, you don't like the band?