Wednesday, November 05, 2003


Best. Space Ghost. Moment. Ever. From Ghost Planet Central.

Space Ghost: ATTENTION!

(Space Ghost is standing outside his apartment speaking through a megaphone.)

Space Ghost: I HAVE THE KEYS! IT IS MY APARTMENT!

Zorak: Oh no, the keys!

Space Ghost: IF YOU'RE WATCHING MY CABLE, PLEASE DESCRIBE WHAT'S ON!

Zorak: What about our unreasonable demands?

Space Ghost: YOU DIDN'T LIST ANY. LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOVIE IS GOING DIRECTLY TO VIDEO. VIDEO PRISON!

Zorak: Oh yeah? Well, we're sending Benjamin out in pieces!

Space Ghost: THAT'LL BE FINE. JUST DON'T TOUCH MY TV, OKAY? OR YOU'RE --KING DEAD! (CLEARS THROAT) SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WATCHING?

Zorak: Hang on. It's, it's on, but we're not watching it.

Space Ghost: YOU'RE WASTING IT! I'M COMING IN!

(Space Ghost enters his apartment, where Moltar and Zorak are standing with lampshades on their heads.)

Space Ghost: Hmm. These aren't my lamps. These have feet. This must not be my apartment.

(Jon Benjamin laughs from the guest monitor, which is also under a lampshade.)

Space Ghost: I'd better go get a new apartment.