So, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. There is where I give thanks to a very brief list of people and things.
I give thanks for the American media, with its obvious liberal slant, deciding to not focus on Michael Jackson and instead report on things of import to its citizens, like Tom DeLay's rather dodgy charity and the fact that Bush's welcome in England wasn't exactly a warm one. (Jay Leno gets special thanks, for managing to laugh about the destruction of the garden at Buckingham Palace, which had plants that had been in place since the days of Queen Victoria. Top notch, there.)
I give thanks for our president, proving that he cares about the soldiers he sent to their deaths in a war against a country that was totally successful in getting rid of those pesky terrorists while managing to totally find those weapons of mass destruction while winning the support of the majority of our country's citizens.
I give thanks to the corporations out there who have no agenda at all, honest and who know when to say "enough is enough, we're too big already!" and who would never do anything to scar young people for life.
Yeah, I give a lot of thanks.
No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?
I give thanks for the American media, with its obvious liberal slant, deciding to not focus on Michael Jackson and instead report on things of import to its citizens, like Tom DeLay's rather dodgy charity and the fact that Bush's welcome in England wasn't exactly a warm one. (Jay Leno gets special thanks, for managing to laugh about the destruction of the garden at Buckingham Palace, which had plants that had been in place since the days of Queen Victoria. Top notch, there.)
I give thanks for our president, proving that he cares about the soldiers he sent to their deaths in a war against a country that was totally successful in getting rid of those pesky terrorists while managing to totally find those weapons of mass destruction while winning the support of the majority of our country's citizens.
I give thanks to the corporations out there who have no agenda at all, honest and who know when to say "enough is enough, we're too big already!" and who would never do anything to scar young people for life.
Yeah, I give a lot of thanks.
No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?
