An Open Letter To Red Sox Fans Across New England
Hey, Guys!
Yeah, what a game last night, huh? The Yankees really weren't the threat they wanted to be and Damon made up for some shockingly inept performance earlier in the series. Good going, everyone.
Now here's a few things we need to go over before this goes any further:
Now that I've gotten those out of the way, let's hope they can break that "curse" and show the Cards / Astros what for in the Series.
BeaucoupKevin
Hey, Guys!
Yeah, what a game last night, huh? The Yankees really weren't the threat they wanted to be and Damon made up for some shockingly inept performance earlier in the series. Good going, everyone.
Now here's a few things we need to go over before this goes any further:
- The Yankees have officially "sucked it" so you can take that "Yankees Suck" shirt off your two-year-old.
- "We" didn't do much. The Boston Red Sox, a professional baseball team, won the American League Championship Series. You just watched the game.
- While I do appreciate the sentiment, I find it remarkable that you people in Boston can't find the brakes or turn signal while driving in broad daylight, but that horn is the first thing you reach for in your car when you decide to go for a drive at two in the morning to "celebrate."
- Celebrating your preferred team's win is perfectly acceptable. Getting arrested for it is just plain stupid.
- No, really, that Red Sox cap does not make you a member of the team, so stop saying "we!"
Now that I've gotten those out of the way, let's hope they can break that "curse" and show the Cards / Astros what for in the Series.
BeaucoupKevin
