Tuesday, August 23, 2005


File under: It's Too Fucking Early For This.

God says:
Thou shalt not kill.

Pat Robertson, "Christian" Broadcaster says:
Let's go assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez because his country can become a hotbed of Muslim extremism and "Communist infiltration."
You know, I am down with Jesus, but some of his followers can go right to the hell they believe in so fervently. Tell me, Pat, should we kill Chavez before or after all the gay people get burned at the stake and the pro-choice doctors are stoned in the street? For someone who seems to think that extremism is so wrong, you exemplify the very worst traits of it yourself, you hubris-riddled hypocrite.

And who the fuck is still worried about the communists, anyway? I mean, yeah, I miss them because they gave us Red Dawn and From Russia With Love, but I think we've seen that, with very few exceptions, human nature trumps the ideology presented by Marx every. single. time.

OK, I have to get a cup of coffee now and read something mind-numbing or the rest of the day is going to be spent with me mumbling constantly and slapping anyone who resembles a religious neoconservative. (Thank god I live in that liberal hellhole known as Massachusetts, huh?)