by Strange Adventures magazine. For sheer
madness on the comics page, you can't go wrong with
Strange Adventures! Great taste, long lasting,
and full of the essential vitamins you need, Strange
Adventures will make you the life of any party while
it improves your gas mileage! Seven out of ten doctors
who smoke recommend Strange Adventures for its
beneficial vapors!
I fucking hate it when this happens to me.
Then I get a banana and it's all good in the hood.
Look at the arrogance in our forthcoming Ape Overlord's
eyes. He's really begging for a revolution.
Every time Kristin sees a lion or tiger or leopard or
Cheetah on the TV, she loudly announces that it is her
former cat Bobo's cousin or uncle or
whatever. (No, he's not dead; I'm allergic and he lives
on Cape Cod now. Calm down!)
Anyway, I seriously doubt she'd say that upon seeing
Space-Tigers roaming Manhattan!
"Shit, I shouldn't have taken that third hit."
Fuck your incomprehensible Rann-Thanagar War: I've got
men on pterodons (or pterodactyls, I can't tell) chucking
spears at planes shooting sidewinder missles and
apparently holding their own.
I've decided to find this issue, which is really the point,
right? Damn fine salesmanship and design right there.
I bought this comic from some dude on eBay for $4.
Best money
I've ever spent, really.
