fucking Fury and here he is:
Genius Covers Sunday Presents:
NICK FURY, THIS IS YOUR LIFE
As far as we know, Nicholas, you didn't
end up capturing Hitler. This makes us sad,
because Hitler was a real piece of work that
needed capturing and possible some beatings.
Huh. Did you, really?
If I was that Nazi, I would be crapping myself
very enthusiastically. Nick, you and your group
of "Howlin' Commandos" certainly were fierce.
Seriously, not every man. You're obnoxious,
but we like you anyway. Seriously. Chill out.
Lovely rendition by Jack Kirby, though.
Remember how that vacation went horribly
awry? We do! Thank god you managed to slaughter
some Nazis, boyo!
Maybe by keeping quiet, you could have avoided
getting shot at by the very enemies you were looking
to avoid alerting to your presence.
Is there anything you want to tell us about your
relationship with the drill sergeant who trained you,
Nicholas?
Do you remember the 60s, Nick? Because if you don't,
we'd probably forgive you. Really.
Seriously, you were in space. It was awesome.
Again, you failed to get rid of Hitler.
Why do we keep you around?
We have no idea what's going on here because
we never finished reading this. What's going
on here?
Nice hat.
What's up with that costume?
Seriously - not even a foreign reprint forgives
this sort of thing, Nicholas.
