Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A Valentine's Day Special: "I Don't Love You Anymore"



Click to read "I Don't Love You Anymore,"
which wins
a title as the worst romance comic I've ever come across.

The story is from DC's Falling In Love #128.
The author and artist are safely anonymous on this one.


After reading the story linked above, answer these questions:
  1. Is it likely that Jerry really loves Debbie, or is he simply leading her on so he can get some back-seat tumbling, safe in the knowledge that she'll be gone in two weeks?
  2. Does Debbie's falling in love indicate that she's retarded, as Jerry seems to distribute only the cheapest of compliments learned from a discount-binned copy of The Game?
  3. Is it OK for a chick to bump uglies with another dude because hey, her dude's making time with a fly honey back home?
  4. Why is this seemingly the first time Debbie's cousin Brenda's heard of Cary?


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The Atom combats The Super-Safecracker Who Defied The Law!" | Get on board with The Gospel Blimp! | Jimmy Olsen becomes "The Human Octopus" | Alex Toth draws "The Alien Within Me" | Batman fights Eclipso in The Brave And The Bold #64 | Batman and the JLI go overseas in "Bialya, My Bialya!" | Wonder Woman becomes a gorilla in..."Wonder Woman -- Gorilla!" | Jack Kirby provides art as The Challengers of the Unknown triumph over "The Man Who Stole The Future!" | Lois Lane has to deal with "The Monster Who Loved Lois Lane!" | Jack Kirby also arts up "I Found The City Under The Sea!" and "The Lunar Goliaths!" and the Fighting American story, "Operation Wolf!" | Space Cabby gets a new ride in "The Luxury Limousine Of Space!" | "Little" Joe Little is "The Three-Foot Sleuth!"