DALE: A new employee in the design department at DC Comics.
ANGELA: Director of Trade Paperback design at DC Comics and Dale's supervisor.
Setting
Angela's paper-strewn office. Pinups and design ideas line the walls.
Scene One
ANGELA, seated at her desk, looks up as an obviously-nervous Dale enters her office.
ANGELA:
Well?
DALE:
Alex Ross wants a fatted calf this time.
ANGELA:
Instead of the sack of large non-sequential bills or...?
DALE:
In addition to.
ANGELA:
Son of a bitch.
DALE:
He...he also said Joe Quesada bought him a boat. For the Captain America redesign.
ANGELA:
Wait. A what?
DALE:
A boat.
ANGELA:
What kind? Are we talking about a schooner or a paddleboat or...? (TRAILS OFF)
DALE:
He said he was planning on taking it to the Caribbean this spring and that the helipad would make it easier for him to get the girls in Jana costumes--
Fine, I've got an idea. Get the DC Direct guys on the phone. We're going to need that Bottle City of Kandor prop they made a couple of years ago. We should have a couple hundred in the Jersey warehouse.
DALE:
Okay. What else?
ANGELA:
Do you know Photoshop? Lens flares and all that?
DALE:
That's one of the reasons you hired me.
ANGELA:
Right, right, right. Do you see where I'm going here?
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