Friday Night Fights Round 9: Robin don't shiv. Robin nasty.
This go-around, I've stayed away from Friday Night Fights, letting others bring the thunder to the dome, as it were. However, this week's issue of The Greatest Comic Ever Published By Man stirred something deep within me, and I felt an urge to post. Unfortunately, the conversation between me and Bahlactus went like this:
Me: Wow, that fight scene with Robin in All-Star Batman was brutal. Maybe I'll use that for--And, that's why we're here now. Take it away, Boy Wonder!
Bahlactus: HOLD, HUMAN! YOU KNOW THE RULES FOR THE FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS! NO ONE SHALL POST IMAGES FROM THIS WEEK'S TITLES! BAHLACTUS HAS SPOKEN!
Me: Look, I just want to--
Bahlactus: THE FUNK COSMIC SHALL RAIN HORROR DOWN ON YOU LIKE THE SWEET SCIENCE OF ALI IF YOU VIOLATE THIS RULE! BAHLACTUS HAS SPOKEN!
Me: OK, OK. I've been reading the Showcase Presents: Robin in the bathroom anyway, and that's got a lot of punching and so forth. I figure that'll work nicely.
Bahlactus: A FINE IDEA! ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT LAST CURLY FRY? I HUNGER! BAHLACTUS HAS SPOKEN!
Me: Do you have to do that every time you say something?
Bahlactus: YES! BAHLACTUS HAS SPOKEN!
