The Open Source Pull Quotes Project (Or: The Earl Dittman Effect Hits Kevin Church)
Not every graphic novel or comic book can get a positive review, so that's why I'm providing this service to publishers in need to some back-cover copy that will help sell their wares. Just make sure to include my name as attribution, per the open source credo!
- Reading [TITLE] was like having angels feed me blueberry crumbcake. I love me some motherfuckin' blueberry crumbcake.
- It's as if [ARTIST] went to heaven with the express purpose of wresting the pens from Jack Kirby, John Buscema, and Curt Swan's hands before slapping them in their faces with what must surely be the most impressive penis known to man.
- Through [WRITER] and his elaborate scripting, we can get a peek at the real nature of the universe, the ones and zeros that form our everyday lives without our knowing. Are we ready for this knowledge? [WRITER] can tell us. We should listen.
- In comics such as [TITLE], we see where the future of the medium lies. A future of broken superhero dreams and crushed third-rate hackwork designed to be picked up by the movie industry. [CREATOR] is the new vanguard of comics, and I'm just glad that I have two functional eyes so I may savor in their glory.
- With a sudden jolt akin to seeing Citizen Kane for the first time. [TITLE] provides the reader with everything they could want in life, including oral sex and rainbows. Without [TITLE] in my life, I would feel as if the world had lost its luster and all was lost.
