Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Another Scene From This Past Sunday At The Comics Shop


Cast:
HEATHER: She's not on duty, but she's visiting...

KEVIN: ...who appreciates the company.

CUSTOMER: A petite, red-headed woman in her mid-twenties.
Setting
Behind the counter at the local comics shop.

Scene Two
The CUSTOMER walks up to the counter, where Kevin and Heather are punching each other in the arm.

CUSTOMER:
Hi!


KEVIN:
Ow. Hi! Ow.


CUSTOMER:
Do you want to--?


KEVIN:
(WINCING AS HEATHER CONTINUES HITTING HIM) No, that's fine. What can I do for you?


CUSTOMER:
I was wondering if there were any red-headed superheroines.


KEVIN:
(ASIDE, TO HEATHER) You can stop now.
(BEAT)

(TO CUSTOMER) Well,there's Jean Grey. And Batgirl.


HEATHER:
And Red Sonja.


KEVIN:
Red Sonja is not a superheroine.


HEATHER:
Well, what is she, then?


KEVIN:
A She-Devil With A Sword.
(BEAT)

Duh.

HEATHER:
(NARROWING EYES) Hate you so much.


KEVIN:
(TO CUSTOMER) Let's check out the wall while my associate fumes.

~~FIN~~


posted by Kevin Church at 6/03/2008 02:00:00 PM | No Comments On Archived Posts
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