Monday, June 02, 2008

A Scene From This Past Sunday At The Comics Shop


Cast:
HEATHER: A part-time employee at the local comics shop, who alternates Sunday shifts with...

KEVIN: ...who, like Heather, does the shifts for fun, which means there's something wrong with the two of them.
Setting
Behind the counter at the local comics shop.

Scene One
KEVIN, looking at a random comic as Heather chats with an UNNAMED EXTRA.

HEATHER:
--and then there's Stan Lee, who--


KEVIN:
(STRAIGHTENING UP AND INTERRUPTING) Hang on. I just realized something.


HEATHER:
Oh, no.


KEVIN:
Hitler was the Stan Lee of fascism.

(BEAT)


HEATHER:
I worry about you.


KEVIN:
And Russell Simmons is the Stan Lee of hip-hop!


HEATHER:
Please be quiet now.


~~FIN~~