Kevin’s Media Roundup! March 29, 2005.
From the New York Times:
The parents of Terri Schiavo have authorized a conservative direct-mailing firm to sell a list of their financial supporters, making it likely that thousands of strangers moved by her plight will receive a steady stream of solicitations from anti-abortion and conservative groups.
Her plight? Eggplants don’t have plights unless there’s a really good recipe involving parmesan that happens to be lying around! I really love that her folks have “authorized” such action, which means they probably had a large burlap sack labeled “Loot” dropped into their laps for their permission and interest in the matter.
I’d also like to offer a bit of help to the Michael Jackson defense team by providing a comprehensive list of reasons why the fingerprints of their client and his accuser should be on the same issue of Barely Legal:
I provide this service free of charge, but I would appreciate a mention when the King Of Pop is freed from the baseless accusations that seem to have emerged from the obviously dysfunctional brains of many, many children.
