Dear Readers,

Hello. I came to talk. About you. About me. About how we’re going to end up killing each other one of these days.

Recently, I’ve seen words and strips I’ve done showing up on sites without attribution. While I’m glad some of you think so highly of my words that you wish to reuse them, the out-and-out thievery/borrowing is fairly galling, even moreso when you hijack some of my bandwidth to post the images. Please don’t do that. If you can’t be bothered to create your own content, at least point out who made sure your post at your preferred message board actually existed.

Trust me, it’s none of you regular commenters or even irregular people that I suspect of this stuff – it’s the lazy sons of bitches who can’t be bothered stringing together their own sentences that get my full scorn here. You people who read regularly and comment and don’t type in things like “gail simone naked fuck” into Google to find your way into my site? You’re tops in my book.

Thank you for your attention to this matter,

Kevin J. Church, Esq
Bon Vivant, Raconteur, Gadfly.
Drunk comics blogger who is kind of proud of this site sometimes and hates to see inconsiderate fuckheads use his words to look marginally more clever than their fellow message-board dwelling troglodytes.