Ryan, the chucklehead, is sitting here telling everyone there’s something under his tongue and asking everyone to look at it. Josh, being more grotesque than I would like to think him capable of, asked him if it was “Hard or soft?”

Sometimes, the French Foreign Legion looks dead good.

Loud Bruce only talks about TV. Did we watch this show? Did we hear about so-and-so on Buffy?

This makes me think that TV Turn Off Week is the best idea ever.

It’s Sunday and I’m at work and The Grunt brought in three large McDonald’s Coca-Colas for himself and I hate branding and I hate him and I just want to go home and watch Robotech on DVD and maybe finish The Three Musketeers while eating some spicy Shanghai noodles with tofu.

Hi, Stompa.

Every day, I see Loud Bruce draw a primitive grid on a piece of paper.

While talking to customers he takes notes on this grid.

I see him writing down phone numbers, credit card numbers, and the like.

That bugs me.