And we’ll tak a right guid-willie waught…

Comments Off | Posted: December 31st, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


For the first time in years, I’m doing something on this most drunken of holidays: going to a friend’s house. Normally, I stay at home and avoid the whole amateur hour scene that causes people to puke in the flowerpots near my house, but the lovely Munsons are having a thing, so I’ll mobilize.

Aaaaanyway. I had about four paragraphs of rambling about the past year and what it meant to me, but I realized I could sum it all up with: thank you all for reading this site and maybe even buying comics I’ve written. There’s more to come in 2007, all of which promises to be momentarily diverting at the very least.


Kirby Saturday: "Kraak!!" In The New Year with the Falcon!

Comments Off | Posted: December 29th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


From Captain America and the Falcon #200


New Talent: Kevin Scarbrough.

Comments Off | Posted: December 29th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


So, one of my favorite people on the planet and top-notch design type Liz teaches at Portfolio Center in Atlanta and she’s been incorporating comics into her design history courses for a little while. Yesterday, she sends me a comic from one of her students, Kevin Scarbrough, and I was blown away. Equal parts Nil and Vimanarama, Sin and Virtue uses an interview with Josh Chen to launch a surreal meditation on design and how it fits into the grander scheme of things.

I liked it so much, I’m presenting it to you here. Click to download Sin and Virtue (8mb pdf) by Kevin Scarbrough. It’s polished to a finish so fine that it’s hard to believe that it was a classroom assignment. Scarbrough’s told me he’s going to continue refining for submission, which means the end product should be spectacular.


The Year-End, Format-Stolen-From-A-Magazine List

Comments Off | Posted: December 29th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

Tired: Fanboy entitlement.
Wired: Mocking said entitlement while holding your own industry grudges.

Tired: Ultimate Spider-Man.
Wired: Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane.

Tired: Tokyopop.
Wired: Pop Japan Travel.

Tired: Mark Millar.
Wired: Jeff Parker.

Tired: Superboy Prime ripping Risk’s arm off in Infinite Crisis.
Wired: Osiris being covered in The Persuader’s guts in 52.

Tired: Kyle Rayner written by Ron Marz.
Wired: Guy Gardner written by Howard Chaykin.

Tired: 52.
Wired: Watching Joe Quesada try to one-up 52‘s success with vague announcements.

Tired: Mocking old issues of Jimmy Olsen.
Wired: Write-in campaigns demanding All-Star Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen.

Tired: Power Girl’s chest.
Wired: Iron Man’s crotch.

Tired: Comic Book “Urban Legends.”
Wired: Baseless lies and distortions of the truth, generally involving orifices and tears.

Tired: Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies.
Wired: Alan Moore appearances on The Simpsons.

Tired: Pitchfork.
Wired: Armagideon Time.

Tired: PS3.
Wired: MAME.

Tired: Alex Ross’s slavish worship of the Super-Friends.
Wired: Darwyn Cooke’s slavish worship of the fifties.

Tired: Boing Boing.
Wired: MetaFilter.

Tired: Nicolas Cage in Ghost Rider.
Wired: Nicolas Cage in FACE/OFF.

Tired: Lying In The Gutters
Wired: Journalista!, The Comics Reporter

Tired: Dave Campbell.
Wired: Chris Sims.

Tired: Misogyny in superhero comic books.
Wired: Misogyny in indie comic books.

Tired: Year-End Lists.
Wired: Drinking Instead Of Compiling Year-End Lists.


How Awesome Is Project X: Seven Eleven?

Comments Off | Posted: December 29th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


Awesome Plus Ten.
This is one of my favorite projects going on right now – DMP’s translation of the business manga series Project X. The first volume went into the world of automotive design with a look at the development of the Datsun Fairlady Z, and the second got quite a bit of notice because it involved that staple of dorm life, Cup Noodle. The latest, however, trumps them with the tale of a retail empire that started with a faltering retail chain that clung to a precarious 17th place in their sector. Eventually, Ito-Yokado became a 50,000 location juggernaut thanks to Japanese innovation on an American idea combined with the staff’s unwillingness to back down.

After the Cup Noodle book, I thought maybe I’d be done with my exuberance at watching a salaryman get some victory out of an untenable situation, but upon seeing Toshifumi Suzuki and Hideo Shimizu’s determined faces after they saw their future in a convenience store, I had to see what was going to happen next. Hell, I even ended up buying a second cup of coffee so I could justify taking up the space at Diesel Cafe while I finished the book on the spot.


This volume greatly benefits from having an emotional centerpiece in the form of a small businessman mired in the company’s problems getting the convenience store idea started. Kenji Yamamoto placed his family’s future in the hands of Ito-Yokada after seeing an ad in the newspaper and thinking anything had to be better than the paltry profits his liquor store was generating. His arc gives the readers a touchstone that wouldn’t have existed with descriptions of an inaugural location that had problems performing.

While we now how this story ends from the fact that there’s a business success manga written about it, the Project X series manages to help readers view profit margins and business presentations into the epic things that the characters see them as. This is the sort of comic I’d love to see take off and wonder if sales would increase if DMP offered this in an English-style left-to-right format, removing one of the stupidest barriers that exists in the minds of bookstore buyers and educators.


Attention: Ellis and Immonen.

Comments Off | Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

For this, you have earned my eternal fealty.


From Nextwave: Agents of HATE #11


Thor’s Jukebox, #5 In A Series.

Comments Off | Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


“Look Back” (Theme from a John Hughes Movie Remix) // OK Ikumi

Related Links:
OK Ikumi website.
OK Ikumi @ MySpace
I thought Commentor myk did this remix but he didn’t. Anyway, he gave me a stack of his label’s music. Thanks!


My Shop Gets Its Own Post.

Comments Off | Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

The latest Comicazi podcast is now available for your listening pleasure.

No, I have no idea what Bahlactus is saying when he wants us to know that we’re going to get some “comics clue,” either. I’ve got plenty of clues already, thank you, and know that we can blame it all on Stan Lee.


Linkage You Can Dance To.

Comments Off | Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized
  • The nerd-tastic XKCD nails why I hate YouTube’s comments system in one fell swoop.

  • If you ignore the “look how influential our copyright-violating little community is” treatise that starts off this entry, you can gander at about 15 pages of one of my favorite Marvel comics of the 90s, Doctor Strange / Doctor Doom: Triumph and Torment. Man, scans_daily makes it hard – there’s occasionally a real gem in there (usually contributed by someone like 44oz_soda, who recently gave readers “The Man Who Hated Christmas” from Action Comics #105) but for the most part, it’s filled with churlish, delusional people who bitch and whine about the direction of comics they’ve downloaded without paying for. They also tend to like really shitty superhero books and let slash creep into every conversation ever. Yes, we get it, Batman’s gay, blah blah fucking blah.

    (Note to my 46-year-old brother: yes, that was some R-Rated language. Please do not call our 65-year-old mother and complain that her 32-year-old son curses on the internet ever again.)

  • Stuart Immonen redesigns Archie and Jughead and Betty and Veronica. God, I just wish that’s how it would happen.
  • Ink and Thunder is Becky Cloonan’s new blog, where she shows off a bunch of her in-progress art.
  • Go read Immortal by Dean Haspiel. (Some cartoon nudity, so be careful at work.) I’d rank this among my ten favorite comics of this year, if I were going to do such a list, but I’ve decided not to. Haspiel’s a national freakin’ treasure. If I ran Marvel Comics, he’d be on a retro-ish Hulk title in about 8 seconds.
  • A couple of my photos are in the new First Second catalog. You can see one of them on the First Second blog. The other one is here.
  • Another brilliant remix by Tetsubo Productions, this time the Greg Land-drawn Ultimate Power #1 #21. Read it and weep tears of pure joy at its magnificence.

1Thanks to Demon for that catch.


Yeah Kou Phobia is sublime.

Comments Off | Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


This surreal, funny graphic novel by the multimedia artist Mr. Clement is one of the best surprises I’ve had in the past year. Yes, the art and story (such as I think it is) are great, but a large portion of my love for this is the pleasing format and clean graphic design. Diamond should still have copies available – solicitation code OCT063582.

(Yeah, yeah, more of that rah-rah-new-comics crap. Sorry. I’ll go back to savaging crappy books from the 70s in the new year, I’m sure.)


Mail is very good.

Comments Off | Posted: December 27th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


No review or anything, just general boosterism: the first issue of Housui Yamazaki’s Mail is a fantastic bit of J-Horror entertainment. The lead’s likable and just mysterious enough and the individual stories manage to build to a nicely terrifying climax without any wasted space. I’m not a huge manga person for the most part, so I can’t tell you if qualitatively the art is superior to most, but it’s very effective.

Get it – it should be on shelves everywhere.


Blame Brandon.

Comments Off | Posted: December 27th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

He’s got a meme.


"Oh, hey, there’s Brian Posehn!"

Comments Off | Posted: December 26th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

That’s what I said when I saw the new Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer teaser.


(If you’re very quiet right now, you can hear Patton Oswalt grinding his teeth and going “I got Blade: Trinity and that mohaired lump of uber-nerd gets to marry Reed and Sue Richards?!?“)


Pre-Reviews for December 27, 2006.

Comments Off | Posted: December 26th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

There’s some comic
books coming out
on December 27th.

Here are some pithy
soundbites concerning
some of them.

Dark Horse Comics

SEP060024 BPRD UNIVERSAL MACHINE TP $17.95

I’d always liked BPRD enough to get it and enjoy it, but this arc really let me feel like I cared about what happened in the book. I’m hating the wait between series, though.

DC Comics

OCT060181 BLUE BEETLE #10 $2.99
SEP060220 BLUE BEETLE SHELLSHOCKED TP $12.99

Buy this or Rogers and Giffen swear they’ll murder the cat. Cully Hammer has nothing to do with this threat and I’m sure he’d want to assure you that he loves cats, really.

OCT060267 BOYS #6 (MR) $2.99

In this one: the beatings.

SEP060200 HUNTRESS DARK KNIGHT DAUGHTER TP $19.99

I may have ordered this out of some hazy sentimentality for comics I never read in my youth. Or maybe it’s the awesome Bolland cover.

Marvel Comics

OCT062226 CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE FALCON NOMAD TP $24.99

$25?!? I mean, yes, still cheaper than buying singles, but between this and the last volume of Kirby Captain America stories costing $30, I suspect Marvel is doing something of a mark-up for the “nostalgia” market.

OCT062167 NEXTWAVE AGENTS OF HATE #11 $2.99

Soon I will have to say goodbye. Tears will streak down my face when I hold #12 in my hand and I will probably dive into a 64-gallon drum of fine Kentucky bourbon to erase my sorrows.

OCT062218 SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE VOL 2 NEW GIRL DIGEST TP $7.99

I adore this comic. I want to kiss it every time I see one of its digests on my bookcase. It’s just so darned pure.

Comics

OCT063640 3 GEEKS JIMS JERKY PI

Sterling reviews it here.

NOV063210 CROMARTIE HIGH SCHOOL MANGA VOL 9 TP $10.95

And I just finished the last volume while I was on Cape Cod! Timing like this surely is not coincidence, but proof of a higher power. A higher power that wants me to be a total badass.

OCT063984 MY FIRST MARVEL SUPER HEROES FACTBOOK $9.95

Here’s an exclusive excerpt:

Wolverine kills people and is still tolerated by the hypocritical X-Nen because many Marvel comics fans look at him as a surrogate father, one who would shred those who mocked them for wearing a Guardians of the Galaxy t-shirt to class!

He is Marvel’s meal ticket, and no force is going to stop him from making sure that the publisher’s offices in Manhattan are lined in gold.

Yes, you can leave the usual hate mail in my comments section.

MAR062997 WOLFSKIN #2 (OF 3) (MR) $3.99
MAR063000 WOLFSKIN PAINTED CVR #2 (OF 3) (MR) $3.99
MAR063001 WOLFSKIN PLATINUM FOIL CVR #2 (OF 3) (MR) PI
MAR062999 WOLFSKIN VICIOUS CVR #2 (OF 3) (MR) $3.99
MAR062998 WOLFSKIN WRAPAROUND CVR #2 (OF 3) (MR) $3.99

Wow, March solicitation, December delivery. I completely forgot about this Ellis series, which is not the norm. Avatar, please, get people to finish series before you solicit them.


Rest In Peace.

Comments Off | Posted: December 25th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


James Brown
May 3, 1933 – December 25, 2006

Sacriligeous Link


Pissing off for a few days.

Comments Off | Posted: December 24th, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


Two Christmas Songs I Like.

Comments Off | Posted: December 23rd, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


“I Was Born On Christmas Day” // Saint Etienne (with Tim Burgess)


“It doesn’t often snow at Christmas.” (Live) // Pet Shop Boys


Kirby Saturday: Enter…Happy Holidays!

Comments Off | Posted: December 23rd, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized


Context

Not Kirby Related, but make sure you check out Chip Zdarsky’s fantastic pair of holiday-related comics: It Was A Dark And Snowy Night: The Santa Claus Story and the return of some old friends with A Monster Cops Christmas


Well? Who?!?

Comments Off | Posted: December 22nd, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

Is it just me, or does this one indicate how DC completely missed the point of Marvel’s schtick with characters like Spider-Man? It’s not just enough that superheroes have problems – they have to be ones that are something the readers can relate to, such as Peter Parker’s problems with a crazed supervillain throwing his girlfriend off a bridge, or Reed Richards bankrupting a multimillion-dollar corporation and getting kicked out of a Manhattan high-rise, or Tony Stark having to choose between a red or white to go with pork medallions.1


1You can use either without much concern unless there’s some serious spice issues going on. Hell, some people even recommend a malbec, which is both interesting and intriguing.


MySpace: The Magazining.

Comments Off | Posted: December 21st, 2006 | Filed under: Uncategorized

There was an interesting announcement earlier today that UK style mag Marmalade was going to create an issue of their magazine using content from MySpace users. While at first, this sounds like the sort of thing that made “You” Time’s man of the year…

MySpace is to make its first move into print publishing through a deal to turn an edition of UK style magazine Marmalade over to user generated content.

Marmalade’s March issue will feature cover-to-cover MySpace content submitted by users.

MySpace users can make themselves and their work known via Marmalade’s profile on the website myspace.com/marmalademag, and the magazine’s editorial staff will also be trawling MySpace to find talent.

…I’m starting to feel like somebody needs to keep an eye on the site’s terms and conditions in case this move turns out to be a way to generate more revenue by bleeding the userbase. It’s of note that the service was already forced to change their terms and conditions when musicians found out that they didn’t own their music1 once they posted it on the site.

As someone who makes a little bit of cash writing, I find the simultaneous democratization and exploitation of content to be a fascinating thing.


1In comments, pal Pete Ashton links to a important clarification on this matter that you should read. Turns out that they’re still evil, just not in the baby-eating range of things.