Well, crap.
Comments Off | Posted: May 24th, 2007 | Filed under: Uncategorized
No, I didn’t read Countdown this week because I canceled it last week. Paul Dini, it’s not that I don’t understand how the series works; I just think the series is, so far, remarkably stupid.
Yes, I spend some portion of my time talking to women about Warren Ellis. What do you do with the ladies?
The following panels are from the first 8 pages of Avengers #148.

(If you’re as outraged as you should be by the way Steve Englehart has his characters speaking to women, Here’s Marvel’s contact information.)
This is Marsheaux. They are a Greek electropop duo. They like to cover records I like as well as make their own records, which I also like.
Covering The Lightning Seeds song “Pure”
Covering the synthpop classic “Popcorn” by Hot Butter
Make Marsheaux your MySpace friend, or just check out the songs they’ve put up. (Their cover of “The Promise” is really, really, really good.)
They’ve also go their own website at http://marsheaux.com
You can pick up their first album, E-Bay Queen, on eMusic. You can download the duo’s version of The Human League’s “Empire State Human” from Electronically Yours (look in the left sidebar.)
If you’re not a member of eMusic yet and would like 25 free high-quality MP3 downloads, click here.

Dafna and Kid Chris have gone and joined the comics blogger internet with The Bispectacult, a site and attendant podcast that is sure to shake the pillars of the medium. The first episode is a bit rough, a bit long, and sounds a bit dodgy, but you know what? They’ve got a great rapport and their enthusiasm is so infectious that I’m seriously looking forward to hearing more, despite Dafna being completely wrong about the genius of All-Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder. Not content with creating a show that’s a lot of fun while covering a great deal of territory, D+C (as I call them) are giving away the new Blade trade paperback and a copy of The Professor’s Daughter to ensure you pay attention to them. Cravenly attention-seeking, smart, and funny: these are my kind of folk.
If you’re really lazy and don’t want to read the blog (which is young, but like the podcast, shows a lot of promise), you can just subscribe to the podcast in iTunes or whatever other retrieval program you use. You won’t regret it.
Does this man seem depressed to you? Seriously. He may suffer delusions of Rock Godhood, sure, but if you don’t hear the wink in lines like “…And you have never been in love, until you have seen the dawn rise, behind the Home for the Blind,” you probably are due for a calibration of some kind.

…Jeff Lemire would draw an insane Silver Age JLA story that would spring from my head, fully-formed. Man alive, I love his work.


DC
Encyclopedia Of Comicbook Heroes Vol 1: Batman – I’ve got the original version of this from the 70s and can’t recommend it highly enough. While it does suffer from being terribly out of date, there’s a lot of lunacy contained within, thanks to straight-faced explanations of Silver Age stories that will boggle those who were raised in the post O’Neil era.Justice League Of America Vol 2 #1 (4th Ptg) – Really? Four printings? Golly, you’d think everybody that wanted it would have it by now, but maybe I’m being naive and assuming people really don’t need four copies of the same comic…
(I’m kidding. God, you people.)
Superman/Batman Vs Alien / Predator – Pages I’ve seen from this make it look completely bugfuck and something I’ll look forward to getting at a severe discount.
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Casanova Volume 1: Luxuria – I’m looking forward to reading this as a proper collection. Matt Fraction and Gabriel Ba’s sampledelic ode to comics, sci-fi, and pulp was one of the purest (if frequently baffling, in a good way) pleasures related to the media I’ve had in the past year or so.Fell Volume 1: Feral City – Ellis’s challenge to himself and the conventions of modern comics storytelling is fascinating. Even the issues I liked a bit less than others were still interesting for me to look at from a “writerly” angle.
Marvel
Doctor Strange: The Oath – I liked the first issue; will I like the series?Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane Volume 3: My Secret Life – It’s my favorite Spider-Man comic. The end.
Boom

Fantagraphics
Arf Forum – Always worth a look, and this volume includes some classic Captain Marvel action.Percy Gloom – Spurgeon reviewed this a while back and sold it to me with the phrase “I can’t imagine we’ll see a more assured and surprising debut this year.” High praise from someone whose opinion I value highly.
NETCOMICS
Let’s Be Perverts Volume 3 – Yes, let’s.

It’s important to actually read this one, as Birdie and I seem to have both quaffed from the same bottle of subtlety. Frightening. I hope he wiped the lip off.


(As always, blame Bahlactus for being awesome.)

In the meantime, read this past Wednesday’s Penny Arcade, which comes suspiciously close to every conversation I’ve had about superhero comics in the last year or so.


This is how the meeting must have been:
Exec: So, Lee. Greg. Tell me about this screenplay you guys have got.
Lee Smith: Jet Li.
Greg Bradley: Jason Statham.
Lee Smith: They fight a lot.
Greg Bradley: Shit blows up.
Exec: SOLD.

(I’d rank page five of this story among the top ten pages in American comics.)