I’ve been watching old episodes of the GI Joe cartoon from the 80s. Why the hell did Scarlett always wear a complete outfit under her disguises? In one scene, she’s a leggy scientist (called Dr. Atilla) in a labcoat and nothing revealed to be under its hemline. Once she’s revealed, man oh man, she’s got leggings and buckles and and and…

Dr. Atilla? The love interest of…Dr. Lucifer! I couldn’t make this stuff up if I were Zeus and could make story ideas pop out of my forehead fully-formed and ready to go.

God, I love this stuff.