A YEAR OF GIVEAWAYS: Dante’s Inferno for the 360!

35 Comments | Posted: February 8th, 2010 | Filed under: Contests


So, last week’s winner of Portable Grindhouse was BW Costello of PrettyFakes.com and I emailed them but haven’t heard back but you should all give them a big round of applause even if they are slacking on giving me their address so I can mail them this thing hint hint hint. Glad to see it going to a fellow VHS veteran!

This week, we have a sponsored prize from EA Games. You can win a copy of the brand-new (and apparently very controversial) Dante’s Inferno game for the XBox 360 gaming platform! While I personally wasn’t very crazy about the demo, Dante’s Inferno is hotly anticipated by a portion of the gaming populace that doesn’t get enough nudity and violence in other forms of entertainment, and you might be one of them! (I don’t know. Maybe your mom monitors your Netflix queue. Time to cut the cord!)

Enter by commenting and telling everyone what circle of hell you’d probably find yourself in (and why, if you want to divulge anything) before before 12:01AM EST on Saturday, February 13 to qualify for the draw. The winner is determined using the Random.org number generator.

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Please note that because of shipping costs, this contest is for residents of the United States of America and Canada. You must leave your email address with your comment to qualify, as I’m not going to spend any time hunting down someone who didn’t want to be contacted about their amazing prize. One comment per person and yes, I will know if you cheat. Also, you’re going to have to be over 18 years old for this prize, as it’s got a M rating.

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35 Comments on “A YEAR OF GIVEAWAYS: Dante’s Inferno for the 360!”

  1. 1 Ken Lowery said at 9:03 am on February 8th, 2010:

    DEFINITELY the frozen lake for traitors.

    You’ll find out why soon, Church.

  2. 2 Rob Graham said at 9:20 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I suppose I’d be in the sixth circle for heretics or the seventh for blasphemers. Way to win over our hearts and minds, God.

  3. 3 KDBryan said at 9:21 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I guess I’ll have to push things around with my chest in the Fourth Circle for Greed, what with my trying to win something for nothing here. Of course, given my life as a whole, it’ll probably end up gurgling in the swamps of the Fifth Circle for Sullenness (which is a sin, apparently – who knew?).

  4. 4 Niles said at 9:39 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d be chillin’ (get it, “chillin’?”) in the frozen lake in the bottom of the place. But only because the ninth circle is the only one I remember off the top of my head.

  5. 5 Stephen said at 9:42 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I would be in all of the circles at once, as my soul would be split into pieces and I would have to live out an eternity of simultaneous hollow and tortured existences in multiple levels of synchronized torment. Why? Because I’ve lived life on the shady side.

  6. 6 Dave said at 9:47 am on February 8th, 2010:

    If I had to choose, I’d definitely go with the first circle. I have a very low tolerance for pain.

  7. 7 Tug said at 10:00 am on February 8th, 2010:

    According to my new shirt being a little tight today, the third level is for me.

  8. 8 Max said at 10:05 am on February 8th, 2010:

    Horndogs go to circle two, right?

    I’d probably wind up in the second layer.

  9. 9 Casey said at 10:10 am on February 8th, 2010:

    The fifth circle, which is for “sullenness”.

    I HAVE SEASONAL AFFECTED DISORDER, OKAY GOD?

  10. 10 Professor Matthew said at 10:13 am on February 8th, 2010:

    Fifth level for the slothful.

    I’ll come up with a funny reason later.

  11. 11 Xaiados said at 10:20 am on February 8th, 2010:

    Y’know, i thought about it, and it looks like me and my eternal food baby would be going to the 3rd circle. I cant help that food is awesome : | !

  12. 12 David Z. said at 10:26 am on February 8th, 2010:

    Since I read your blog all the time but only bother to comment when there’s an opportunity for free stuff, I’d probably end up in the fourth circle with the rest of the greedy bastards.

  13. 13 David said at 10:34 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d like to think I’d be in Limbo, but it’s more likely to be the sixth circle. Unbelievers FTW!

  14. 14 Matt said at 10:37 am on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d probably end up in the third circle because I love all of those fried foods so, so much.

  15. 15 Dorian said at 11:01 am on February 8th, 2010:

    Being unbaptized and all, I don’t think I get to go beyond the first circle.

  16. 16 Bill Reed said at 12:18 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d be in the Fifth Circle of sullenness along with the lazy, the unmotivated, the Emos, and the wrathful fanboys who managed to escape the circles of gluttony and avarice (that last one comes with a free Orange Lantern ring).

  17. 17 Ken said at 1:01 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    So exactly how does this work if you qualify for multiple circles? Do you go to the lowest level or the highest?

    1, 3, and maybe 5 (computer programmers get kinda wrathful)?

  18. 18 Ian W. said at 1:07 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    Oh, I’d be third circle all the way. The 2 Baconators I had from Wendys last night after work attests to that.

  19. 19 Shane said at 1:44 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I would be stuck in the 1st circle (Limbo) for my unbaptized, pagan ways.

  20. 20 Jacob said at 2:20 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    Man, this is a bit of a tough choice. After weighing the options, it’s a toss-up between lust and sloth. On one hand, I’m profoundly lazy. On the other, every other thought of mine is guaranteed to be perverted. In terms of volume, I suppose Sloth wins out, what with me typing this from bed and all…

    So, yep! It’s the black waters of the river Styx for me, chillaxin’ in the cold depths forev… wait, all my favorite video games have God as the final boss. I suppose that makes me a heretic, doesn’t it. Stupid sexy Shin Megami Tensei. Now I’ve got an on-fire coffin to look forward to.

  21. 21 William Bibbiani said at 2:49 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    As a “virtuous pagan,” I’d like to think I’d end up in a pretty nice hell, so I’m thinking the First Circle.

  22. 22 Sallyp said at 3:14 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    Which circle to liars go to? I pretty much have to lie ALL DAY at work. When someone calls and is looking for my boss, I have to tell them that he’s on a conference call or something, when in reality he’s got his feet up on the desk and is web surfing.

    It just hurts SO Much!

  23. 23 Michael Mastropietro said at 3:43 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    Floor nine: the Frozen Lake, all the way.

  24. 24 zack soto said at 6:12 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d be in the 3rd circle with the other gluttons, because I woke up uncomfortably full last night, after grilling (and eating my fair share of) food for all my southern friends at our superbowl party yesterday.

  25. 25 William Gatevackes said at 6:48 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I would guess Circle #2 more than any other. Unfortunately, I am a strip club afficianato (sic)

  26. 26 Brian Smith said at 6:48 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I work for a newspaper, so my ultimate fate depends on whom you ask. Perhaps I’m going to the first circle, for people who didn’t understand that they rejected God when they accepted global warming. Perhaps I’m going to the ninth circle to join the other traitors to America. But any way you look at it, I’m definitely going to hell. (Wow, I’ve had a bad week.)

  27. 27 Kurt Young said at 7:45 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I love food too much not to be sentenced to the third…

  28. 28 Mojo said at 8:15 pm on February 8th, 2010:

    I’d be locked outside the first circle, where they keep the unbaptized heretics.

  29. 29 Carlos Hudson-Bey said at 1:58 am on February 9th, 2010:

    I think I would be in limbo because I have an all-too realistic view of God and all world religions: combining them into to one based on similarities and reoccurring stories. Yes, I’m incredibly deep. . .

  30. 30 James R. Farley said at 9:18 am on February 9th, 2010:

    Definitely circle four for me.

  31. 31 hardtravelinghero said at 1:01 pm on February 9th, 2010:

    Maybe the 8th, cause isn’t that where the Spawns go? I’ve been reading reviews of the first 9 issues of Spawn on Not Blog X…

  32. 32 Mike R said at 3:37 pm on February 9th, 2010:

    The circle where they send the Jews, I guess.

  33. 33 Mikhail said at 8:02 pm on February 9th, 2010:

    whichever circle plays the most black metal.

  34. 34 Jonica said at 1:27 am on February 10th, 2010:

    I’d be in the sixth circle for ditching religion

  35. 35 Charles said at 7:54 pm on February 11th, 2010:

    I’m pretty sure I’d end up in lust thanks to our handy-dandy internet age.

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