6 Comments on “And then there was the time that Captain America straight up snapped a tiger’s neck.”

1. 1 The Retroist said at 1:57 pm on July 15th, 2009:

   Oh Snap!

2. 2 Frowny McBeard said at 2:34 pm on July 15th, 2009:

   I was shocked to find out Cap’s little wings were metal when he decided to use one to cut a shark. I need to read more of his Golden Age adventures.

3. 3 Kevin Church said at 3:30 pm on July 15th, 2009:

   Cap gangster, yo. He harsh like sandpaper.

4. 4 Bully said at 5:51 pm on July 15th, 2009:

   To be fair: that was a Nazi tiger.

5. 5 Dean said at 7:43 pm on July 15th, 2009:

   And all that tiger did was stand ahead of Cap in line for a hot dog. Captain America is stone cold, you guys.

6. 6 KDBryan said at 5:15 am on July 16th, 2009:

   While this panel may seem cold-blooded to the average observer, it is my understanding that Captain Americas are very respectful and use every part of the tigers they kill.

   The teeth are used to penetrate dirty Nazi skulls like shurikens from a mile away when he doesn’t feel like getting his shield dirty with Nazi blood. The claws are used to straight up stab wanna-be terrorist bitches working for AIM and Hydra right in the breadbasket. Most importantly, the tiger’s pelt is used as a carpet during ceremonial celebrations, such as the kicking of Hitler’s ass. These celebrations often involve being in front of a roaring fire with a very special lady.