Cyclops: “Wolverine! Wait! Those aren’t just briefs – they’re BOXER BRIEFS!”
Panel 4:
Wolverine: “What? Aw, cripes-”
Boxer Briefs punch Wolverine across the metal floor with an earth-shattering blow.
Sound Effect: SKIIIIIIIIID!
Panel 5:
Dark Hanes: “And so begins YOUR DOWNFALL, X-Men! No one can stop our ride up the Cosmic Spaceway! The fruit of your labor comes to naught! We will put a wedge between all of you and waste bands of mutants of all sizes!”
Panel 6:
Gambit: “Sorry, mes petits poissons, but I jus’ can’ COTTON t’ dat way o’ t’inkin’, nest pas?!? Ce n’es’ pas mardi gras aujourd’hui! ‘ime ‘o French Cu’ De Deck!”
No X-Men underwear for girls? How sexist!
Holy cow, look at Wolverine’s grimace! His undies must be riding up somethin’ fierce.
See, I thought Wolverine was grinning and that REALLY freaked my shit out.
Who drew this?
The Dark Hanes Saga, Part 3 – PG. 10, Panel 3:
Cyclops: “Wolverine! Wait! Those aren’t just briefs – they’re BOXER BRIEFS!”
Panel 4:
Wolverine: “What? Aw, cripes-”
Boxer Briefs punch Wolverine across the metal floor with an earth-shattering blow.
Sound Effect: SKIIIIIIIIID!
Panel 5:
Dark Hanes: “And so begins YOUR DOWNFALL, X-Men! No one can stop our ride up the Cosmic Spaceway! The fruit of your labor comes to naught! We will put a wedge between all of you and waste bands of mutants of all sizes!”
Panel 6:
Gambit: “Sorry, mes petits poissons, but I jus’ can’ COTTON t’ dat way o’ t’inkin’, nest pas?!? Ce n’es’ pas mardi gras aujourd’hui! ‘ime ‘o French Cu’ De Deck!”
You know, it must have been really easy to get work as an illustrator in the ’90s, judging by this ad.