Artist Needed. No, really.

Publisher With A Good Reputation: Kevin, I want to you make the ha-ha on our editorial pages, maybe tying it in with our books that are popular enough to get multiple decent mentions online and with consistently good sales. Can you write a comic strip?

Kevin Church: Sure, I can write a script, but who’s gonna draw it?

Publisher With A Good Reputation: Hang on, let me see.

[Sounds of beatings in the background. Occasionally, the word "pigfucker" is heard, but the speaker is not identifiable.]

Publisher With A Good Reputation: Man, do you know how hard it is to pick teeth out of your Docs? Anyway, I’m still going to look, but if you could do some investigation as well, that’d be totally awesome. We’re talking a strip each month, four panels, maybe six or eight if you guys want to do an epic.

Kevin Church: So, something that taps into the zeitgeist of your line and the comics world in general while maintaining and irreverent tone, sort of like Penny Arcade?

Publisher With A Good Reputation: The only German I speak is “Hasselhoff,” man.

So, artists. A pittance in fiduciary recompense awaits you, along with a great amount of exposure in a well-regarded comic book line with several books. Email me ( beaucoupkevin@gmail.com, of course) if you are interested in making the funny and such.