Improving The Classics, Again.

Improving The Classics

Who, Indeed, Are You Going To Call?

I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DARKNESS.

STARWARIOUS BASTERDS

What’s Bruce Wayne Reading?

We all know that Batman can’t be Batmanning 24/7: he needs some downtime where he can relax and maybe even kick back with a good book. The lead story in Detective Comics #422, “Highway To Nowhere,” begins with just such a moment: Bruce Wayne clad in his smoking jacket, relaxing with… Ghost Story?

You know and I know that B-Dub can do better, and that’s why God invented Photoshop!

And what’s this? Why, it’s a blank template so you can make your own! So, you know, do that!

If Comic Book Romance Were Real

We doin’ big pimpin up in N.Y.C.

“Topical” Comic Book “Humor” Post #201 Is Go!

Things You Can’t Buy From Comic Books Anymore #164

From the same publisher that brought you THE UNATTRACTIVE, LONELY GIRL WHO NEVER, EVER PUT OUT.

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THIS IS NOT TRUE AT ALL, JERVIS TETCH.

I have looked on Wikipedia, scoured Google and even pawed through these strange objects called “library books” to find out if this is in any way, shape, form or fashion an authentic fact used to edify young minds who might be reading Batman Annual #3. It is not. Unless this story took place on Earth-2, then it’s totally OK because I got no idea what the hell Aborigines did with their headgear there.

OK, now I’ll watch.

Because at 1:15 in the morning, it makes total sense to post an animated .gif featuring Pete from 30 ROCK.

No, I am not going to look in “Casual Encounters,” Master Bruce.

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It’s sort of egotistical to wear your own medallion, isn’t it?

And then there’s this, for which I apologize:

(At least it’s not as blasphemous towards PE as this.)

Keys Of Knowledge: The Chimpanzee

I’m not the only one who’s noticed how freaking weird American Elf has been lately, am I?

With Apologies To Tom Wilson and Werner Herzog.

And then there was the time that the Doom Patrol first met Niles Caulder.