Apparently, the previous owner of this book felt Bruce Wayne needed a disguise.

Reed Richards…

…sure does seem to hit his wife a lot.

Reed Richards…

…knows emo.

Reed Richards…

…is not a fan of personal space.

AUTHENTIC! Worn for centuries by Oriental Fighting Masters.

And then there was the time in the 70s that Stan Lee wore a cape and looked like King Pimp.

Original photo by Alan Light.)

Collector’s Comics, You Guys!

Do you think that in some meeting at Heroes World, there was a manager that insisted that some kid, somewhere would be all Hank Venture over this ad? “Holy moses, you guys! It’s Logan’s Run numbers 1, 5, and 6? In the same package as Howard The Duck #3 and Red Sonja #5? This is an awesome deal, even without Ms Marvel #1! Let’s go get our nickels together!” ?

Doctor Doom…

…is so freakin’ psyched he got his own Marvel Value Stamp, you guys!

This post is for the ladies. And ten percent of the dudes with really bad taste in men.

Rockin’ Rick’s Hobbies: Gettin’ Paid and Gettin’ Laid.

And then there was the time that Ben Grimm broke up with the Fantastic Four because he and The Hulk were “an item.”

And then there was the time a three-quarters-naked Reed Richards found himself in the Negative Zone, where Annihilus was waiting to kick his ass.

And then there was the time there was a hobo on the Enterprise and Captain Kirk fought Godzilla.

And then there was the time that Shadowman rode out to a graveyard during a full moon and played saxophone on the back of his motorcycle.

Boston (area) represents: Part 2

Found on the Modern Mechanix blog.

Texas Twister.

During the Civil War, Texas Twister was recruited by the Thunderbolts to help round up un-registered superheroes as a way of working off the public properties he accidentally destroyed when he was drunk.

To Quote Myself:

I bet partying with Texas Twister is awesome.

And then there was the time Captain America teamed up with a bunch of dudes on dirtbikes.

And then there was the time during the second Five Year Mission that Captain Kirk and some other crew members rode on the backs of telepathic dinosaurs.

Boston represents!

(Taken from three tiny, tiny ads in an old Fantastic Four comic.)

And then there was the time that Namor fought a Nazi Frankenstein.

There are very few Marvel comics that I actively want to write. The Invaders is one of them. Seriously, I could write dudes beating the shit out of Nazis all goddamn day long.