Every Breath You Take.

So, Sterling links to this thread at the DC boards wherein “sidtman69″ starts a topic dedicated to “Meet Any Weird People At A Comic Shop?”

I’m shocked, nay, appalled that Mr. Sterling, a veritable patron saint of comics blogging and a man who knows his way around an easy joke, neglected to pick up on the odd bit of capitalization in the very first post in the thread:

I’m sure we all have. I remember this one dude who got a government [crazy] check who once was afraid to leave the house because, as he said it, “The Incredible Hulk was after me.”. And he claimed I was Nick Fury because I had on an eye patch to correct my vision problems from a diabetic attack- and he’d met me several times before!! And he once jumped off a bridge to commit suicide but changed his mind and swam to shore–where The Police were waiting on him.

That’s right – Gordon Sumner, Andy Summers, and Stewart Copeland were waiting to help the crazy dude.

That’s pretty damned cool of them.