Great Moments In True-Life Horror.

14 Comments on “Great Moments In True-Life Horror.”

1. 1 calanan said at 11:10 am on November 26th, 2008:

   There is nothing on this planet more terrifying than an owl in an apron.

2. 2 Blake Himsl Hunter said at 11:15 am on November 26th, 2008:

   just in time for the holidays, the dust mite mascot!

3. 3 Matt Algren said at 11:38 am on November 26th, 2008:

   Congratulations. You just increased your furry readership by a factor of a crapton.

4. 4 Jeff said at 11:48 am on November 26th, 2008:

   Yiff Yiff Yiff

5. 5 byrneout said at 11:52 am on November 26th, 2008:

   Evil the Weevil is X-TREEME!

6. 6 Kevin Church said at 12:33 pm on November 26th, 2008:

   Congratulations. You just increased your furry readership by a factor of a crapton.

   At least my post title wasn’t There’s Gonna Be Sex Tonight.

7. 7 Matt Algren said at 2:05 pm on November 26th, 2008:

   At least my post title wasn’t There’s Gonna Be Sex Tonight.

   The crossover that had goddamn well better never happen.

8. 8 Just Another Brian said at 3:38 pm on November 26th, 2008:

   What. The. FUCK.

9. 9 Dean said at 6:19 pm on November 26th, 2008:

   “YOU can have YOUR mascot CUSTOMIZED. Just ask us!” The mind, it boggles.

10. 10 Frank S. Kim said at 6:32 pm on November 26th, 2008:

    That reminds me… When’s the next episode of Otter Prime And His Awesome Stick coming out?

11. 11 Chris said at 7:02 pm on November 26th, 2008:

    OMG! All of my childhood nightmares have come back to haunt me!

12. 12 Canton said at 10:35 pm on November 26th, 2008:

    I don’t even want to imagine fetishes involving anthropomorphic food items. And yet… You have led me to consider that there might be such a thing.

    (That might actually explain Veggie Tales.)

13. 13 KDBryan said at 1:24 am on November 27th, 2008:

    JESUS CHRIST GET THEM AWAY FROM ME

    Ahem. You should have ended with the otters or the hot dogs, as they are decidedly the creepiest of the bunch. Good Lord.

14. 14 MooseBerry said at 10:21 am on November 28th, 2008:

    read-a-saurus