Comments on: I don’t know, this sounds pretty fucking terrific to me…

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:20:27 +0000

You can even drop “I’ve seen that cat before.” It writes itself!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 05:05:28 +0000

Honestly, this thing seems to be better at creating the best god damn story ideas ever. I had to share this on my blog, too. Thanks for the writing help, Mr. Beaucoup!

By: Crowded House

Crowded House — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:56:00 +0000

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Parappa the Rapper and Mr. Ed. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!”

It’s the story I was born to write.

By: Juan Arteaga

Juan Arteaga — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:41:12 +0000

Osaka is The One.

She indeed is! Her complete mental vacuity is only her inner Keanu coming through.

I got this:

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cats and Slaughterhouse 5. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!”

Mr Mistofeles still remembers Dresden…

By: Mike Loughlin

Mike Loughlin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:17:57 +0000

Your challenge is to write crossover fan fiction combining The Lion King and the O’Reilly Factor. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device.

By: Felipe

Felipe — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:30:36 +0000

Thank you, Mr. Beaucoup, for making me addicted to yet another website.
Here’s the best one I got so far, the mind boggles:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Diary of Anne Frank and DuckTales. The story should use oral sex as a plot device!”

By: Chris Sims

Chris Sims — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:23:59 +0000

Osaka is The One.

By: Brent

Brent — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:54:50 +0000

Ok, this is as wrong as wrong can get: “Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining M*A*S*H and John McCain. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!”

By: chadwick

chadwick — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:38:47 +0000

Although this might beat it:

“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Thundercats and the Diary of Anne Frank.
The story should use marriage as a plot device!”

By: chadwick

chadwick — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:34:20 +0000

Oh man, that would be REALLY GOOD.