If I showed up with my Doonesbury Solar Calculator, these people would worship me as a god.

6 Comments on “If I showed up with my Doonesbury Solar Calculator, these people would worship me as a god.”

1. 1 RJ White said at 11:49 am on August 13th, 2009:

   In therapy, years later, ‘Lil Brother would break down sobbing, working out exactly why he only uses disposable Bic pens.

2. 2 Mikester said at 12:56 pm on August 13th, 2009:

   I had one of these pencil sharpeners as a kid. I loved the darn thing.

3. 3 Bill Reed said at 1:23 pm on August 13th, 2009:

   I stick in my pencil… and just like this it’s AAAARRRGHHH OH JESUS

4. 4 Bully said at 9:27 pm on August 13th, 2009:

   But where do the snow-cones come out?

5. 5 Tyler said at 11:08 am on August 14th, 2009:

   I think I have this in a box somewhere in storage.

6. 6 Brian Smith said at 6:38 am on August 15th, 2009:

   And of course, there’s Snoopy, sitting with his typewriter while everyone else has to write with pencils. Look at him, lording it over the rest of us. Oh, sure, we COULD rise up against him and take his typewriter for ourselves, but we know — oh, yes, we KNOW — about his elite Beagle Scout squadron. Some, like Olivier, are trained to dive recklessly at our heads; others, like Harriet, placate the masses with angel food cake with seven-minute frosting.

   And so there he sits, typing rambling tales and love letters to Miss Helen Sweetstory, while the rest of us stumble through our dreary lives with naught but sharp pencils. Oh, and computers! Never mind.

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