Comments on: If I showed up with my Doonesbury Solar Calculator, these people would worship me as a god. http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/ Kevin Church writes things. Tue, 18 Oct 2011 21:16:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brian Smith http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7285 Brian Smith Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:38:09 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7285 And of course, there's Snoopy, sitting with his typewriter while everyone else has to write with pencils. Look at him, lording it over the rest of us. Oh, sure, we COULD rise up against him and take his typewriter for ourselves, but we know -- oh, yes, we KNOW -- about his elite Beagle Scout squadron. Some, like Olivier, are trained to dive recklessly at our heads; others, like Harriet, placate the masses with angel food cake with seven-minute frosting. And so there he sits, typing rambling tales and love letters to Miss Helen Sweetstory, while the rest of us stumble through our dreary lives with naught but sharp pencils. Oh, and computers! Never mind. And of course, there’s Snoopy, sitting with his typewriter while everyone else has to write with pencils. Look at him, lording it over the rest of us. Oh, sure, we COULD rise up against him and take his typewriter for ourselves, but we know — oh, yes, we KNOW — about his elite Beagle Scout squadron. Some, like Olivier, are trained to dive recklessly at our heads; others, like Harriet, placate the masses with angel food cake with seven-minute frosting.

And so there he sits, typing rambling tales and love letters to Miss Helen Sweetstory, while the rest of us stumble through our dreary lives with naught but sharp pencils. Oh, and computers! Never mind.

]]> By: Tyler http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7273 Tyler Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:08:09 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7273 I think I have this in a box somewhere in storage. I think I have this in a box somewhere in storage.

]]> By: Bully http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7270 Bully Fri, 14 Aug 2009 01:27:18 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7270 But where do the snow-cones come out? But where do the snow-cones come out?

]]> By: Bill Reed http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7268 Bill Reed Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:23:02 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7268 I stick in my pencil... and just like this it's AAAARRRGHHH OH JESUS I stick in my pencil… and just like this it’s AAAARRRGHHH OH JESUS

]]> By: Mikester http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7267 Mikester Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:56:27 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7267 I had one of these pencil sharpeners as a kid. I loved the darn thing. I had one of these pencil sharpeners as a kid. I loved the darn thing.

]]> By: RJ White http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/if-i-showed-up-with-my-doonesbury-solar-calculator-these-people-would-worship-me-as-a-god/2009/08/13/comment-page-1/#comment-7266 RJ White Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:49:21 +0000 http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/?p=7129#comment-7266 In therapy, years later, 'Lil Brother would break down sobbing, working out exactly why he only uses disposable Bic pens. In therapy, years later, ‘Lil Brother would break down sobbing, working out exactly why he only uses disposable Bic pens.

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