Link-a-ding-ding.

• Dave Sim gets a book proposal:
  

  The story is entitled Inevitable Will and is set in the future in the sear 2281 A.D. where anthropomorphic Furrs are slaves to the human race doing anything that their Masters or Mistress’ order them to do.

  For the most part the story follows my single main character whom is a nameless wolf who is parted from his Mistress at the start of the story by a violent act committed by a power hungry human named Mr. Burns who will stop at nothing to convert the wolf to a timid broken slave that will obey him no matter what.

  [...]

  This story is by no means for anyone under the age of eighteen for the wolf is a sexual pleasure slave as well as a kitchen slave. He engages in many acts of sexual intercourse with various characters. There is no rape, no incest, and no sexual activity with minors in this story. Every character is eighteen and up. Very few are eighteen to twenty, the majority twenty-four to thirty-nine.

• That’s it. I’m going to join the Ukranian army.

• Wizard actually participates in something resembling journalism and investigates the whole Miracleman/Marvelman situation.
• Rick Veitch gets interviewed at Newsarama. God, I love his work with a silly amount of passion.
• Drew from Toothpaste For Dinner encounters Second Life:
  

  Yesterday I downloaded something called Second Life. It is like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, except you can’t shoot anyone, and you can’t hit people. You just walk around. There are no prostitutes, and everything costs real money, and you can’t rob anyone to get money. You have to use your credit card, with real money, to buy fake money to use in the game. It’s not actually like Grand Theft Auto at all.

  Second Life is free to play, and I keep seeing people referring to it in the news, so I had to take one for the team and just dive on in. I knew it probably wasn’t going to be intriguing when I got to the signup part and couldn’t even make a one-word name. I had to use some fantasy-ass last name and I couldn’t even use cusses. The best I could do was call myself Wenis.

  Wenis Swindlehurst: How do I hit people
  Foxbrand Leprechaun: You can’t
  Wenis Swindlehurst: I need that shit you drive.

• Goddamn, Sean Phillips can draw.

• I keep meaning to link to Scott Wegener. He’s providing the art for one of the upcoming books from Red 5 Comics, Atomic Robo. I actually bought a page from him after spending a half-hour flipping through his portfolios and trying to pick just one. (If you’re curious, I ended up with the very last item on that page.)
• Paul Curtis offers an old Kirby horror story. As puppets are a pet fear of mine (shut up), “The Dangerous Doll” was particularly creepy.
• This is going to scar me forever. (SFW)
• I am so ganking this New York Times story about magazine crews for something.
• When asked what I think is sexy, I will frequently answer with “Pan Am Stewardesses from the 60s.” That’s why Pal Ryan sent me this. This is possibly the most erotic site I’ve ever seen. (SFW)