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17 Comments | Posted: January 22nd, 2010 | Filed under: "Funny"
“In the criminal justice system, primate-based offenses are considered especially awesome. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these ridiculous felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Simian Victims Unit. These are their stories.”

HEY HEY WE’RE THE DEAD MONKEYS
Members of hot new monkey-boy band found raped and murdered
RHYMES WITH “APE”
The most controversial and chilling L&O:SVU episode to date
GORILLAS IN THE FIST
MONKEY SEE, MONKEY SCREW
DEADTIME FOR BONZO
Monkey nanny found dead in dumpster in Upper East Side
MONKEY SEMEN EVERYWHERE
Monkey semen everywhere
Greene: “Hey, Lenny, what do we have here?”
Briscoe (unzipping the body bag): “Looks like this monkey’s gone to heaven.”
DUNSTON CHECKS OUT
Monkey mob boss and a monkey hooker found dead in a hotel room
THE MONKEY
Evidence suggests a powerful Hollywood agent killed to cover up an affair between a monkey and a lemur.
MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE
A human/simian interspecies three-way goes horribly wrong.
ED
A baseball playing chimp is suspected of murdering a popular actor’s career
FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE DEAD
The squad investigates an alleged necrophilia ring.
THE MONKEY KING
The detectives of the Simian Case Squad must work with Goren and Eames when a visiting chimpanzee prince is suspected of murder.
ME Warner: We found semen in the victims throat.
Stabler: Is it monkey semen?
ME Warner: Isn’t it always?
…with special guest star, Roddy McDowell…
THE BANANALITY OF EVIL
ANY WHICH WAY BUT DEAD
An orangutan is the chief suspect in the murder of a truck driver.
MISSING LINK
The detectives of the Simian Case Squad investigate the disappearance of a retired secret agent…and his deadly secrets.