NBC, your 10 o’clock slot is once again empty. I can help.

17 Comments | Posted: January 22nd, 2010 | Filed under: "Funny"


“In the criminal justice system, primate-based offenses are considered especially awesome. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these ridiculous felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Simian Victims Unit. These are their stories.”

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17 Comments on “NBC, your 10 o’clock slot is once again empty. I can help.”

  1. 1 Ken Lowery said at 12:08 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    HEY HEY WE’RE THE DEAD MONKEYS
    Members of hot new monkey-boy band found raped and murdered

  2. 2 Andrew Weiss said at 12:13 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    RHYMES WITH “APE”
    The most controversial and chilling L&O:SVU episode to date

  3. 3 Dave Lartigue said at 12:13 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    GORILLAS IN THE FIST

    MONKEY SEE, MONKEY SCREW

  4. 4 Ken Lowery said at 12:14 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    DEADTIME FOR BONZO
    Monkey nanny found dead in dumpster in Upper East Side

  5. 5 Ken Lowery said at 12:21 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    MONKEY SEMEN EVERYWHERE
    Monkey semen everywhere

  6. 6 Doctor K said at 12:30 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    Greene: “Hey, Lenny, what do we have here?”
    Briscoe (unzipping the body bag): “Looks like this monkey’s gone to heaven.”

  7. 7 Doctor K said at 12:38 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    DUNSTON CHECKS OUT

    Monkey mob boss and a monkey hooker found dead in a hotel room

  8. 8 Dorian said at 12:50 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    THE MONKEY
    Evidence suggests a powerful Hollywood agent killed to cover up an affair between a monkey and a lemur.

  9. 9 Doctor K said at 12:56 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE

    A human/simian interspecies three-way goes horribly wrong.

  10. 10 Andrew Weiss said at 12:58 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    ED
    A baseball playing chimp is suspected of murdering a popular actor’s career

  11. 11 Josh Krach said at 1:43 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE DEAD

    The squad investigates an alleged necrophilia ring.

  12. 12 Doug said at 1:55 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    THE MONKEY KING
    The detectives of the Simian Case Squad must work with Goren and Eames when a visiting chimpanzee prince is suspected of murder.

  13. 13 Doctor K said at 4:46 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    ME Warner: We found semen in the victims throat.

    Stabler: Is it monkey semen?

    ME Warner: Isn’t it always?

  14. 14 cleter said at 6:52 pm on January 22nd, 2010:

    …with special guest star, Roddy McDowell…

  15. 15 Brandon Bragg said at 8:04 am on January 23rd, 2010:

    THE BANANALITY OF EVIL

  16. 16 Evan Waters said at 3:34 pm on January 23rd, 2010:

    ANY WHICH WAY BUT DEAD
    An orangutan is the chief suspect in the murder of a truck driver.

  17. 17 cleter said at 4:46 pm on January 23rd, 2010:

    MISSING LINK
    The detectives of the Simian Case Squad investigate the disappearance of a retired secret agent…and his deadly secrets.