No, seriously.

Everybody who’s surprised and dismayed that Parker Brothers is suing the people behind the Scrabulous application for Facebook needs a good slap. Please form an orderly queue and I will begin the proceedings presently.

PS> Your boss is going to be happy with your boost in productivity.

PPS> Please stop asking me to be a Zombie or Dracula or Zombie Dracula or whatever on Facebook. That shit is tiiiiired.