Responding to the Spammers.

2 Comments | Posted: January 10th, 2009 | Filed under: "Funny"

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  • Hey, Cyrus. Thanks for the offer, but unless I can bring Mash along for the ride, I’m not interested. That’s just how I roll, dog.

  • Berta, you’re a dear, but it’s already glorious. I love John Waters movies! I just wish Eddie Furlong would get his act together.
  • Lilian, is that something I even want? I’d prefer for it to stay earthbound and, erm, attached.

  • Etgienag! How have you been since the marketing summit where we met at? Is Sweden treating you well? Anyway, no offense, but I think “melting” isn’t exactly what she or I are looking for right now.

  • Jaime, I told you to stop sending me these Sarah Palin porn links.

  • Angel. What the hell, dude? Are you some kind of crater fetishest now? I know you trendy types are always trying to break sex so it’s more interesting for you, but seriously, not interested.

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2 Comments on “Responding to the Spammers.”

  1. 1 Pat said at 9:24 pm on January 10th, 2009:

    Now I’ve got Detachable Penis running through my head.

  2. 2 Novice said at 8:26 am on January 11th, 2009:

    Now I’VE got it running through my head. Thanks, Pat. I just came on here to tell Kevin that he is funny and adorable and I adore him.

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