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		<title>24 Haiku about RoboCop, by Kevin Church, Chris Sims, and Josh Krach.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Church</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, ED-209 You&#8217;ve really done it this time Off to the scrap heap. Hey, Murphy, Murphy! She calls as I stride away Murphy is dead. Was he authorized to use physical force on Clarence Boddicker? Listen! &#8220;Your move, creep&#8221;. It is the last thing you hear. Detroit is safer. You think you&#8217;re smart? Do you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, ED-209<br />
You&#8217;ve really done it this time<br />
Off to the scrap heap.</p>
<p>Hey, Murphy, Murphy!<br />
She calls as I stride away<br />
Murphy is dead.</p>
<p>Was he authorized<br />
to use physical force on<br />
Clarence Boddicker?</p>
<p>Listen! &#8220;Your move, creep&#8221;.<br />
It is the last thing you hear.<br />
Detroit is safer.</p>
<p>You think you&#8217;re smart?<br />
Do you think you can outsmart<br />
A bullet? Â Bang bang!</p>
<p>A house rests, empty.<br />
The family is long gone<br />
Justice needs me now.</p>
<p>The windows shatter<br />
But then his voice stops me cold<br />
&#8220;I work for Dick Jones!&#8221;</p>
<p>I made a mistake<br />
Now it&#8217;s time to erase it<br />
Say goodbye, Bobby.</p>
<p>The spike on my fist<br />
Clarence falls, Lewis is hurt<br />
Murphy.. I&#8217;m a mess.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;They&#8217;ll fix you,&#8221; I say<br />
&#8220;They fix everybody,&#8221; and<br />
Lewis smiles, barely.</p>
<p>You laugh now young punks<br />
The Ford Taurus was the best<br />
The future could buy.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s TJ Lazer<br />
My son loved that stupid show<br />
The gun spins, for him.</p>
<p>Rounds tear through targets<br />
&#8220;Supercop!&#8221; &#8220;That fuckin&#8217; gun!&#8221;<br />
But was I once more?</p>
<p>I killed Bob Morton<br />
Because he made a mistake.<br />
ED-209: fire.</p>
<p>Harsh voice, metal<br />
ED-209 counts fast<br />
Twenty seconds &#8211; death.</p>
<p>The OCP says<br />
&#8220;We are the military.&#8221;<br />
I will prove them wrong.</p>
<p>Riots in the streets<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;d buy that for a dollar!&#8221;<br />
Detroit is ours.</p>
<p>Partners for a day<br />
That doesn&#8217;t matter a bit<br />
for police fight on.</p>
<p>My hand, gone in fire<br />
Boddiker leers, smiling hate<br />
Not like Metro South</p>
<p>They recoil, afraid<br />
Some seem familiar &#8211; echos?<br />
My analog past.</p>
<p>Grid over my eyes<br />
&#8220;&#8230;be a bad mother fucker.&#8221;<br />
Dead? Â No. Â RoboCop.</p>
<p>Clarence spits out blood<br />
&#8220;Gimme my fuckin&#8217; phone call.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He&#8217;s a cop-killer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Shame about Kinney.<br />
That&#8217;s life in the big city.<br />
I need more cocaine.</p>
<p>My senses are gone<br />
Replaced with sensors and wires<br />
I eat baby food.</p>
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