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Ghoast commented on Jun 26 08 at 3:53 pmDang, Church. I thought Chris Sims had this one (I mean, c’mon, Punisher 2099? That’s about as ’90s as it gets). But this…. this is pretty damn amazing.
Paul commented on Jun 26 08 at 3:57 pmWow man congrats on your win. The ONLY thing this thing is missing are pouches and lots of them… oh wait he’s got a bunch on his belt.
Kevin Church commented on Jun 26 08 at 4:14 pmThe ONLY thing this thing is missing are pouches and lots of them… oh wait he’s got a bunch on his belt.
I noticed that and forgot to add it on the graphic! Thanks for the reminder; this has been rectified.
Jason commented on Jun 26 08 at 4:18 pmWow….just wow. It’s like it was made in a lab by 90’s-ologists.
Matt M commented on Jun 26 08 at 4:44 pmWhere’s the bomber jacket?
And I suspect that this can’t be an ULTIMATE 90s cover because it doesn’t feature an improbably-proportioned female in its joylessness grititude.
Pj Perez commented on Jun 26 08 at 5:19 pmSeriously, you and Sims could keep this up for days and I’d never get bored.
Tim Bower commented on Jun 26 08 at 6:21 pmI think you should also point out the unnecessary amount of skeletons and skulls around him. I don’t know why, but the gritty nineties had a ASS TON of skeletons everywhere.
Fortnight commented on Jun 26 08 at 8:40 pmYou forgot “long hair.” Just about every male character was sporting flowing locks back in the day.
max commented on Jun 26 08 at 10:24 pmhilarious.
Bah commented on Jun 26 08 at 11:21 pmTo Tim Bower:
Of COURSE he’s surrounded by skeletons; the man is hunting BLOOD. Where would you advise he look?
mightygodking commented on Jun 27 08 at 12:33 am…someone with blood still in them? I mean, skeletons are rather known for not having blood. It would be like, if he called himself Paper Hunter and then was seen in a raging fire.
Leopold commented on Jun 27 08 at 1:16 amI feel sorry for that guy. His knees could snap under him any moment.
Sallyp commented on Jun 27 08 at 9:31 amIt boggles the mind. Was there a checklist or something that was sent out by the publishers? You HAVE to have gritted teeth, no feet, lots of blood, improbable anatomy, all those little lines on the face that aren’t shading, and so on and so forth?
*shudder*
Paul Horn commented on Jun 27 08 at 10:25 amAw, shucks. You didn’t mention the Spawn-esque chains hanging from the ceiling and the “Hey! Look! I’m using Photoshop 2.5’s airbrush tool!” coloring job that ravaged most covers back in the day.
The only things missing from this cover are “lazy crosshatching” (usually found on the legs, with strokes becoming wider and wider apart), shoulderpads the size of loveseat cushions and a hard-as-nails female lead who has so many anatomical impossibilities that she would merit her own contest.
Rob Rogers commented on Jun 27 08 at 4:33 pmWow. You win. You totally win. It’s hard to believe you didn’t just PhotoShop this together. It’s so perfect.
Is that… is that an EKG reading in the logo? Interrupted by a pair of fangs? It REEKS of 90s-ness.
The missing feet put it completely over the top for me.
notintheface commented on Jun 29 08 at 2:54 pmBut where is the ass-length ponytail?
Leonardo Boiko commented on Jun 30 08 at 9:16 amMissing an objectified female with grotesque boobs, but it’s a strong contender.
