Tired: Fanboy entitlement.
Wired: Mocking said entitlement while holding your own industry grudges.
Tired: Ultimate Spider-Man.
Wired: Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane.
Wired: Pop Japan Travel.
Tired: Mark Millar.
Wired: Jeff Parker.
Tired: Superboy Prime ripping Risk’s arm off in Infinite Crisis.
Wired: Osiris being covered in The Persuader’s guts in 52.
Tired: Kyle Rayner written by Ron Marz.
Wired: Guy Gardner written by Howard Chaykin.
Wired: Watching Joe Quesada try to one-up 52‘s success with vague announcements.
Tired: Mocking old issues of Jimmy Olsen.
Wired: Write-in campaigns demanding All-Star Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen.
Tired: Power Girl’s chest.
Wired: Iron Man’s crotch.
Tired: Comic Book “Urban Legends.”
Wired: Baseless lies and distortions of the truth, generally involving orifices and tears.
Tired: Stan Lee cameos in Marvel movies.
Wired: Alan Moore appearances on The Simpsons.
Tired: Alex Ross’s slavish worship of the Super-Friends.
Wired: Darwyn Cooke’s slavish worship of the fifties.
Tired: Nicolas Cage in Ghost Rider.
Wired: Nicolas Cage in FACE/OFF.
Tired: Misogyny in superhero comic books.
Wired: Misogyny in indie comic books.
Tired: Year-End Lists.
Wired: Drinking Instead Of Compiling Year-End Lists.