THIS IS NOT TRUE AT ALL, JERVIS TETCH.
5 Comments | Posted: June 5th, 2009 | Filed under: "Funny", Wacky Out Of Context Panels | Tags: aborigines, batman, boomerang, mad hatter
I have looked on Wikipedia, scoured Google and even pawed through these strange objects called “library books” to find out if this is in any way, shape, form or fashion an authentic fact used to edify young minds who might be reading Batman Annual #3. It is not. Unless this story took place on Earth-2, then it’s totally OK because I got no idea what the hell Aborigines did with their headgear there.

Wow, thanks for returning me to being a six year old reading this story out of a digest. Doesn’t Batman ultimately persevere by using a turban as a whip?
Yes. Yes he does. It’s in that new collection of Batman Annuals that’s part of the DC Comics Classics Library.
So I see they don’t call him the Mad Hatter for nothing; that guy has insane ideas about how hats are used in Australia.
And speaking of insanity, did that hunter just toss his boomerang hat onto the bird’s head there…? Is it a one size fits all deal or…
Damn it, now I’ve gotta go read this thing.
I want my grandfather’s ten cents back for such fanciful misinformation.
yeah, speaking as an aussie, i’m gonna have to call bullshit on that hat. you could maybe wear a woomera on your head, but not a boomerang, i’m afraid.
did the mad hatter ever use one of those hats with the corks dangling from it as a weapon?