What’s Bruce Wayne Reading?

10 Comments | Posted: August 15th, 2009 | Filed under: "Funny"

We all know that Batman can’t be Batmanning 24/7: he needs some downtime where he can relax and maybe even kick back with a good book. The lead story in Detective Comics #422, “Highway To Nowhere,” begins with just such a moment: Bruce Wayne clad in his smoking jacket, relaxing with… Ghost Story?

It's like LOVE STORY, but with ghosts.

You know and I know that B-Dub can do better, and that’s why God invented Photoshop!

A few tweaks here and there and the Blue Book value on these babies soars.


"Don Patriot sat in the middle of the operations center his team had dubbed the Op-Center and smiled..."


Bruce Wayne was surprised to find that there was no chapter titled "Throwing Money At Your Problems."


"You know what I got in fourth grade? Two dead parents and a life's mission. So shut up, Peter."

And what’s this? Why, it’s a blank template so you can make your own! So, you know, do that!

bruce-wayne-blank-book

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10 Comments on “What’s Bruce Wayne Reading?”

  1. 1 Dave Lartigue said at 12:54 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    http://www.daveexmachina.com/gfx/2009/bwrack.jpg

  2. 2 Dorian said at 1:14 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    http://www.postmodernbarney.com/imagelinks/BruceGalt.jpg

  3. 3 Maggie Osterberg said at 1:41 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    http://www.postmodern.com/~maggieo/imagewell/bruce_wayne_menopause.jpg

  4. 4 Bah said at 2:34 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    Y’know, it actually took me a few moments to realize that this probably wasn’t a reference to the Peter Straub novel.

  5. 5 Mark Elliott said at 3:39 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    For the original emo-kid:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/mysterytramp/bruce-wayne-emo.jpg

  6. 6 Kevin Church said at 9:53 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    Hey, Josh sent me this one!

    http://beaucoupkevin.com/images/bwbook.jpg

  7. 7 Bully said at 10:50 pm on August 15th, 2009:

    I’m OK, You’re OK, Batman’s OK.

  8. 8 Thomas D said at 1:17 am on August 16th, 2009:

    Don’t let him see what you’re reading!

  9. 9 caleb said at 5:33 pm on August 16th, 2009:

    Fortuitously, it was a book entitled “1,001 Excuses Not to Receive an Insistent Caller.”

  10. 10 Katharine Tapley said at 10:35 pm on August 16th, 2009:

    Yeah, I don’t read this blog soon enough now that I have a job outside the home. I was so lame and unoriginal.

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