WIN THIS: A Galactus Mighty Mugg Courtesy of BeaucoupKevin(dot)com!

43 Comments | Posted: May 27th, 2009 | Filed under: Contests | Tags:

I HUNGER.

Yes, it’s another giveaway, right on the heels of the Potter’s Field contest! This time, though. we’re making it a challenge! Inspired by the Steve Lieber “Hawkeye So Poor” Twitter Extravaganza, I’m asking you to finish this sentence: Galactus so hungry, one time he… in the comments below.

My favorite (yes, you’re subject to my own capricious whims) will get their very own Galactus Mighty Mugg. This contest will run until Midnight EDT on Saturday May 29. (That means that Sunday, 12:01 AM is too late, suckers.)

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43 Comments on “WIN THIS: A Galactus Mighty Mugg Courtesy of BeaucoupKevin(dot)com!”

  1. 1 philip said at 2:02 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    … considered eating Pluto.

  2. 2 Jason said at 2:07 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he beat yo mama in a hot dog eating contest.

  3. 3 Phil Looney said at 2:12 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he stole yo mama’s dinner. She then beat him to death in a raging fury.

  4. 4 Tamas Jakab said at 2:17 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he could eat Arby’s.

  5. 5 Isaac said at 2:27 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, his new herald is the Hamburglar.

  6. 6 Jeff said at 2:36 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he gnawed on Uranus.

  7. 7 Birdman said at 2:45 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    …ate a sandwich. But it was a really big one.

  8. 8 emoticripple said at 2:51 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he turned the Silver Surfer into the Surfin Turfer and ate his ass with a light lemon-butter sauce and a baked potato. Had him some Thanoskopita for dessert.

    or

    Galactus so hungry one time he straight peeled the Silver Surfer tryin to get at the chocolate.

  9. 9 Chris said at 3:05 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he ated a lima bean.

  10. 10 mightygodking said at 3:31 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he saw a red star and thought it was a Sno-Ball.

  11. 11 Bill D. said at 3:43 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he got light-headed and chose Jif in The Pepsi Challenge.

  12. 12 Tamas Jakab said at 4:50 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Earth, after he promised he wouldn’t, and now we’re all dead, because Galactus ate our world, and it sucks. The end.

  13. 13 Blake Himsl Hunter said at 5:44 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    he ordered Domino’s®

  14. 14 Maxime Boucher said at 6:17 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    he ate Mister Fantastic (which had stretched to infinity)

  15. 15 MichaelfromJamaicaNY said at 6:48 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he ate at a ‘Yes On Prop 8′ benefit dinner, and it broke Stardust’s heart.

  16. 16 Isaac said at 11:35 pm on May 27th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he could eat your whole momma.

  17. 17 Stanley said at 1:48 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he dreamt he was eatin’ a giant marshmellow, woke up, and couldn’t find his pillow.

  18. 18 Jago said at 2:24 am on May 28th, 2009:

    he ate the wafer-thin after-dinner mint.

  19. 19 KDBryan said at 3:55 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Son, I got me 31 Flavors of Galactus So Hungry – but he done ate 27 of them!

    PRETENTIOUS LITERARY FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he say that Oliver bitch don’t know shit.

    SHOEHORNED WOLVERINE JOKE FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he stomach growl so loud it make Wolverine hide under the bed.

    HARDCORE GEEK FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he eat all the USA, Symarkia, Latveria, Genosha and Wakanda before Silver Surfer tell him Country Buffet just a damn restaurant.

    GUARANTEEING I LOSE THIS CONTEST FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he eat him half a Kevin Church.

  20. 20 Sandy said at 8:22 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Tuesday just to get to Taco Wednesday quicker.

  21. 21 Squeamish said at 8:57 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he heard it was chili outside, so he went inside to get a bowl.

    … wait, hold on …

  22. 22 Tom WB said at 9:44 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he suck Ego’s pickle.

  23. 23 Stephen said at 10:17 am on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he was willing to try to digest Liefield’s work on Youngblood.

  24. 24 Anchises said at 10:52 am on May 28th, 2009:

    I say, did you hear about what happened with that Galactus fellow? The other day, he and that gadabout the In-Betweener were taking tea at Fortnum & Mason, and Galactus leaned in quite devilishly, and said, “You know old man? I have been working so very very much this past week that I am completely FAMISHED.” The In-Betweener looked the big fellow up and down and replied with a grin, “Well you know, Lawrence…” What’s that? Oh, you didn’t know which Galactus I was referring to? Oh, my good boy, of COURSE I meant Lawrence. Would you ever think you’d see Aloisious Galactus at Fortnum & Mason? I thought not.

    Well…excuse me, my throat is a bit parched…mmm, this brandy is quite exquisite. Oh yes. The In-Betweener, the fellow tells Lawrence, “Well you know Lawrence, it is said that work is the curse of the drinking classes.” Which reminds me, where *did* I put those drinking glasses? Ah yes, over here. Brandy? Scotch, perhaps? Well, Lawrence didn’t quite know what to say, so he called the In-Betweener a cad – yes, a cad – right in front of the wait staff. The audacity! Wouldn’t you say? And Lawrence then proceeded to eat a piece of Battenberg cake as if nothing had happened. That rogue! This brandy is wonderful.

  25. 25 sweetestbaboon said at 11:34 am on May 28th, 2009:

    [REDACTED DUE TO A COMPLETE LACK OF CLASS.]

  26. 26 Kate said at 2:01 pm on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he ate the Hulk even though he’d EXPLICITLY said NO GREEN M&Ms.

  27. 27 Isaac said at 4:15 pm on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, every time he looks at his space ship he sees a meatball … or a cheese puff … or Zenn-La.

  28. 28 Matt Woodside said at 11:39 pm on May 28th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he pimped the Surfer for a Mars bar

  29. 29 Sean Kleefeld said at 10:52 am on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, his stomach growled and caused a planet-wide quake on Taa.

  30. 30 Sean Kleefeld said at 11:42 am on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he tried stealing Herbie Popnecker’s lollipop.

  31. 31 Sean Kleefeld said at 11:43 am on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, his tummy rumbled and cracked the Internet in half.

  32. 32 Sean Kleefeld said at 1:07 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he makin’ skinny Watcher look fat!

  33. 33 Sean Kleefeld said at 1:11 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry ‘cuz he ain’t eat anything for almost ten minutes!

  34. 34 Sean Kleefeld said at 1:12 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he carries a sign that say “Will show my Nullifier for food!”

  35. 35 Sean Kleefeld said at 1:13 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, he could eat all the unsold copies of Marville.

  36. 36 Sean Jackson said at 4:05 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he sat through an entire 7 course meal with Rosie O’Donnell just so he could get to the desert.

  37. 37 ben rogers said at 4:47 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    galactus so hungry he ate Oa and had Mogo for dessert

  38. 38 Tim Bishop said at 10:19 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he took a bite outta Church’s Twitter for the Taco Tuesday references.

  39. 39 damian said at 10:41 pm on May 29th, 2009:

    galactus so hungry. dude. don’t spill the bong water.

  40. 40 moleboy said at 9:07 am on May 30th, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Tenzil Kem, and then had the weirdest indigestion.

  41. 41 Jess Nevins said at 1:09 pm on May 30th, 2009:

    ate haggis.

  42. 42 Chris G. said at 2:09 pm on May 30th, 2009:

    …thought about eating at Arby’s.

  43. 43 Bah said at 9:39 pm on May 31st, 2009:

    Galactus so hungry, one time he eat Aunt Dahlia’s cucumber sandwiches. She ask him how they were and he said “Harrum.” And Galactus he meant it to sting!

    (I know I’m too late, I just… wanted to write that.)