WIN THIS: A Galactus Mighty Mugg Courtesy of BeaucoupKevin(dot)com!
43 Comments | Posted: May 27th, 2009 | Filed under: Contests | Tags: galactus
Yes, it’s another giveaway, right on the heels of the Potter’s Field contest! This time, though. we’re making it a challenge! Inspired by the Steve Lieber “Hawkeye So Poor” Twitter Extravaganza, I’m asking you to finish this sentence: Galactus so hungry, one time he… in the comments below.
My favorite (yes, you’re subject to my own capricious whims) will get their very own Galactus Mighty Mugg. This contest will run until Midnight EDT on Saturday May 29. (That means that Sunday, 12:01 AM is too late, suckers.)

… considered eating Pluto.
Galactus so hungry, one time he beat yo mama in a hot dog eating contest.
Galactus so hungry, one time he stole yo mama’s dinner. She then beat him to death in a raging fury.
Galactus so hungry, one time he could eat Arby’s.
Galactus so hungry, his new herald is the Hamburglar.
Galactus so hungry, he gnawed on Uranus.
…ate a sandwich. But it was a really big one.
Galactus so hungry, one time he turned the Silver Surfer into the Surfin Turfer and ate his ass with a light lemon-butter sauce and a baked potato. Had him some Thanoskopita for dessert.
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Galactus so hungry one time he straight peeled the Silver Surfer tryin to get at the chocolate.
Galactus so hungry, one time he ated a lima bean.
Galactus so hungry, one time he saw a red star and thought it was a Sno-Ball.
Galactus so hungry, he got light-headed and chose Jif in The Pepsi Challenge.
Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Earth, after he promised he wouldn’t, and now we’re all dead, because Galactus ate our world, and it sucks. The end.
he ordered Domino’s®
he ate Mister Fantastic (which had stretched to infinity)
Galactus so hungry, one time he ate at a ‘Yes On Prop 8′ benefit dinner, and it broke Stardust’s heart.
Galactus so hungry, he could eat your whole momma.
Galactus so hungry, one time he dreamt he was eatin’ a giant marshmellow, woke up, and couldn’t find his pillow.
he ate the wafer-thin after-dinner mint.
Son, I got me 31 Flavors of Galactus So Hungry – but he done ate 27 of them!
PRETENTIOUS LITERARY FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he say that Oliver bitch don’t know shit.
SHOEHORNED WOLVERINE JOKE FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he stomach growl so loud it make Wolverine hide under the bed.
HARDCORE GEEK FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he eat all the USA, Symarkia, Latveria, Genosha and Wakanda before Silver Surfer tell him Country Buffet just a damn restaurant.
GUARANTEEING I LOSE THIS CONTEST FLAVOR: Galactus so hungry, one time he eat him half a Kevin Church.
Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Tuesday just to get to Taco Wednesday quicker.
Galactus so hungry, he heard it was chili outside, so he went inside to get a bowl.
… wait, hold on …
Galactus so hungry, he suck Ego’s pickle.
Galactus so hungry, he was willing to try to digest Liefield’s work on Youngblood.
I say, did you hear about what happened with that Galactus fellow? The other day, he and that gadabout the In-Betweener were taking tea at Fortnum & Mason, and Galactus leaned in quite devilishly, and said, “You know old man? I have been working so very very much this past week that I am completely FAMISHED.” The In-Betweener looked the big fellow up and down and replied with a grin, “Well you know, Lawrence…” What’s that? Oh, you didn’t know which Galactus I was referring to? Oh, my good boy, of COURSE I meant Lawrence. Would you ever think you’d see Aloisious Galactus at Fortnum & Mason? I thought not.
Well…excuse me, my throat is a bit parched…mmm, this brandy is quite exquisite. Oh yes. The In-Betweener, the fellow tells Lawrence, “Well you know Lawrence, it is said that work is the curse of the drinking classes.” Which reminds me, where *did* I put those drinking glasses? Ah yes, over here. Brandy? Scotch, perhaps? Well, Lawrence didn’t quite know what to say, so he called the In-Betweener a cad – yes, a cad – right in front of the wait staff. The audacity! Wouldn’t you say? And Lawrence then proceeded to eat a piece of Battenberg cake as if nothing had happened. That rogue! This brandy is wonderful.
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Galactus so hungry, he ate the Hulk even though he’d EXPLICITLY said NO GREEN M&Ms.
Galactus so hungry, every time he looks at his space ship he sees a meatball … or a cheese puff … or Zenn-La.
Galactus so hungry, he pimped the Surfer for a Mars bar
Galactus so hungry, his stomach growled and caused a planet-wide quake on Taa.
Galactus so hungry, he tried stealing Herbie Popnecker’s lollipop.
Galactus so hungry, his tummy rumbled and cracked the Internet in half.
Galactus so hungry, he makin’ skinny Watcher look fat!
Galactus so hungry ‘cuz he ain’t eat anything for almost ten minutes!
Galactus so hungry, he carries a sign that say “Will show my Nullifier for food!”
Galactus so hungry, he could eat all the unsold copies of Marville.
Galactus so hungry, one time he sat through an entire 7 course meal with Rosie O’Donnell just so he could get to the desert.
galactus so hungry he ate Oa and had Mogo for dessert
Galactus so hungry, one time he took a bite outta Church’s Twitter for the Taco Tuesday references.
galactus so hungry. dude. don’t spill the bong water.
Galactus so hungry, one time he ate Tenzil Kem, and then had the weirdest indigestion.
ate haggis.
…thought about eating at Arby’s.
Galactus so hungry, one time he eat Aunt Dahlia’s cucumber sandwiches. She ask him how they were and he said “Harrum.” And Galactus he meant it to sting!
(I know I’m too late, I just… wanted to write that.)